Time to Embarrass Yourself Again!!! Predict UW's 2016 team record!!!

TierbsHsotBoobs

0-12

Looks like I was right

theknowledge

12-2 or 11-2

theknowledge said:

Tequilla said:

I was dialed in last year ... so let's see how it goes this year

3-0 Non-conference ... please

W @ Arizona: win by double digits
W vs Stanford: QB play will be a huge issue for the Tree
W @ Oregon: they just won't be that good
W vs Oregon St: they suck
W @ Utah: will be a close game, don't think that they have the offense
W @ Cal: Cal's going to be a disaster by the end of the year
L vs USC: Welcome back to reality game for us
W vs ASU: Bad weather game where ASU just wants to go home
W @ Wazzu: Our defense is made for their offense

W vs PAC South Dreck: South winner will be lucky to be better than 8-4

L vs Bowl Game: No clue if that's Rose Bowl or National Semi ... but that will be by far the best team we play all year ... PAC is going to be dreck this year

Will end the year 12-2 primed to go on a very strong run in 2017

A Haiku:

Boinnnnng! This, all day long
My sweats feel a disturbance
The strap runeth tight

A Haiku:

My three month boner
Has been stellar and painful
Divorce cometh soon

HuskiesADW

Damn @Tequilla what are the lotto numbers.

Dennis_DeYoung

7-6 (because we were 7-6 last year?)

Tequilla said:

I was dialed in last year ... so let's see how it goes this year

3-0 Non-conference ... please

W @ Arizona: win by double digits
W vs Stanford: QB play will be a huge issue for the Tree
W @ Oregon: they just won't be that good
W vs Oregon St: they suck
W @ Utah: will be a close game, don't think that they have the offense
W @ Cal: Cal's going to be a disaster by the end of the year
L vs USC: Welcome back to reality game for us
W vs ASU: Bad weather game where ASU just wants to go home
W @ Wazzu: Our defense is made for their offense

W vs PAC South Dreck: South winner will be lucky to be better than 8-4

L vs Bowl Game: No clue if that's Rose Bowl or National Semi ... but that will be by far the best team we play all year ... PAC is going to be dreck this year

Will end the year 12-2 primed to go on a very strong run in 2017

Hahahahahahahahahaha: @phineas @TierbsHsotBoobs @EsophagealFeces @Houhusky @DerekJohnson @Pitchfork51 @doogville @AZDuck @BennyBeaver fuck all y'all.

My guy @Tequilla fucking nailed it. Congrats to my long-winded friend.

EsophagealFeces

9-4

Dennis_DeYoung said:

Tequilla said:

I was dialed in last year ... so let's see how it goes this year

3-0 Non-conference ... please

W @ Arizona: win by double digits
W vs Stanford: QB play will be a huge issue for the Tree
W @ Oregon: they just won't be that good
W vs Oregon St: they suck
W @ Utah: will be a close game, don't think that they have the offense
W @ Cal: Cal's going to be a disaster by the end of the year
L vs USC: Welcome back to reality game for us
W vs ASU: Bad weather game where ASU just wants to go home
W @ Wazzu: Our defense is made for their offense

W vs PAC South Dreck: South winner will be lucky to be better than 8-4

L vs Bowl Game: No clue if that's Rose Bowl or National Semi ... but that will be by far the best team we play all year ... PAC is going to be dreck this year

Will end the year 12-2 primed to go on a very strong run in 2017

Hahahahahahahahahaha: @phineas @TierbsHsotBoobs @EsophagealFeces @Houhusky @DerekJohnson @Pitchfork51 @doogville @AZDuck @BennyBeaver fuck all y'all.

My guy @Tequilla fucking nailed it. Congrats to my long-winded friend.

Free pub!!!!! I said Babushka would get an undeserved extension. That is still in play. I'd fucking love to be wrong on that one. I'm also glad to be wrong about my 9-4 prediction. Only Doogs saw this coming, which explains why @Tequilla nailed it.

PurpleJ

8-5

We can still lose the Apple Cup or the title game.

GreenRiverGatorz

10-3

Gladstone said:

Tequilla said:

I was dialed in last year ... so let's see how it goes this year

3-0 Non-conference ... please

W @ Arizona: win by double digits
W vs Stanford: QB play will be a huge issue for the Tree
W @ Oregon: they just won't be that good
W vs Oregon St: they suck
W @ Utah: will be a close game, don't think that they have the offense
W @ Cal: Cal's going to be a disaster by the end of the year
L vs USC: Welcome back to reality game for us
W vs ASU: Bad weather game where ASU just wants to go home
W @ Wazzu: Our defense is made for their offense

W vs PAC South Dreck: South winner will be lucky to be better than 8-4

L vs Bowl Game: No clue if that's Rose Bowl or National Semi ... but that will be by far the best team we play all year ... PAC is going to be dreck this year

Will end the year 12-2 primed to go on a very strong run in 2017

This post was WTFd off the page. Amazing.

Not only has he nailed the record prediction, but outside of the Arizona game his qualitative analysis has been spot on as well. And really, that Arizona game is the biggest anomaly of the year; they're fucking terrible and his guess would have been on the money if our team wasn't huffing paint before the game.

RoadDawg55

9-4

I'm a Tequilla hater, but he was literally wrong for 15 years before finally getting it.

Dennis_DeYoung

7-6 (because we were 7-6 last year?)

EsophagealFeces said:

Dennis_DeYoung said:

Tequilla said:

I was dialed in last year ... so let's see how it goes this year

3-0 Non-conference ... please

W @ Arizona: win by double digits
W vs Stanford: QB play will be a huge issue for the Tree
W @ Oregon: they just won't be that good
W vs Oregon St: they suck
W @ Utah: will be a close game, don't think that they have the offense
W @ Cal: Cal's going to be a disaster by the end of the year
L vs USC: Welcome back to reality game for us
W vs ASU: Bad weather game where ASU just wants to go home
W @ Wazzu: Our defense is made for their offense

W vs PAC South Dreck: South winner will be lucky to be better than 8-4

L vs Bowl Game: No clue if that's Rose Bowl or National Semi ... but that will be by far the best team we play all year ... PAC is going to be dreck this year

Will end the year 12-2 primed to go on a very strong run in 2017

Hahahahahahahahahaha: @phineas @TierbsHsotBoobs @EsophagealFeces @Houhusky @DerekJohnson @Pitchfork51 @doogville @AZDuck @BennyBeaver fuck all y'all.

My guy @Tequilla fucking nailed it. Congrats to my long-winded friend.

Free pub!!!!! I said Babushka would get an undeserved extension. That is still in play. I'd fucking love to be wrong on that one. I'm also glad to be wrong about my 9-4 prediction. Only Doogs saw this coming, which explains why @Tequilla nailed it.

I just said fuck all y'all because you guys WTF'd his poast. I chinned it. Therefore I'm better.

And - the AZ game was the key game to the year. If Teq had listened to me and Coker he would look like a complete savant.

Swaye

10-3

Dennis_DeYoung said:

Tequilla said:

I was dialed in last year ... so let's see how it goes this year

3-0 Non-conference ... please

W @ Arizona: win by double digits
W vs Stanford: QB play will be a huge issue for the Tree
W @ Oregon: they just won't be that good
W vs Oregon St: they suck
W @ Utah: will be a close game, don't think that they have the offense
W @ Cal: Cal's going to be a disaster by the end of the year
L vs USC: Welcome back to reality game for us
W vs ASU: Bad weather game where ASU just wants to go home
W @ Wazzu: Our defense is made for their offense

W vs PAC South Dreck: South winner will be lucky to be better than 8-4

L vs Bowl Game: No clue if that's Rose Bowl or National Semi ... but that will be by far the best team we play all year ... PAC is going to be dreck this year

Will end the year 12-2 primed to go on a very strong run in 2017

Hahahahahahahahahaha: @phineas @TierbsHsotBoobs @EsophagealFeces @Houhusky @DerekJohnson @Pitchfork51 @doogville @AZDuck @BennyBeaver fuck all y'all.

My guy @Tequilla fucking nailed it. Congrats to my long-winded friend.

That fucker @Tequilla didn't just get the W-L right, look at his comments. Outside of the game in Arizona and the weather last night, he has been dead nuts. Who knew a TCU MBA gave you Nostradamus like skills?