Which game do you wish was Sark's last at USC?

DerekJohnson

Just answer the fucking question

TierbsHsotBoobs

Getting plungered by Saban 52-7, giving an excuse-filled post game presser, going on a 3-day bender, getting shitcanned.

Trying to figure out how abundance could work here.

PurpleJ

Janet Reno

Wins the natty at USC, gets hired at WHOREGON, and we beat Oregon 69-0 in the NW Championship. We dance on the O and nothing else matters. Tui coaches the rest of the season as Oregon wins the natty at 12-1 and we go on to lose the NOGAF Bowel to Minnesota.

haie

Getting beat by UW, going on a 3-day bender, getting shitcanned. As it happened.

Except that after the game Kuntkowskie got to perform a Blood Eagle on Sark at the 50 with Jaydon watching and balling his eyes out.

ThomasFremont

Getting beat by UW, going on a 3-day bender, getting shitcanned. As it happened.

The Alabama plungering might not have even gotten him fired.

Losing to UW AND imploding is shitty coach/shitty person abundance.

I wish he'd gotten herpes from a coed too.

theknowledge

Getting beat by UW, going on a 3-day bender, getting shitcanned. As it happened.

Thanks Sark! That is the game that gave me hope moving forward. The subsequent loss to a wounded Oregon at home and the shit show, no show at Stanford, (run fucking Gaskin till he dies!) is what prompted me to sign up and run a long diatribe of Haikus here. They were the only way I could express myself at the time. Ive grown so much, thank you all.

TierbsHsotBoobs

Getting plungered by Saban 52-7, giving an excuse-filled post game presser, going on a 3-day bender, getting shitcanned.

PurpleJ said:

Wins the natty at USC, gets hired at WHOREGON, and we beat Oregon 69-0 in the NW Championship. We dance on the O and nothing else matters. Tui coaches the rest of the season as Oregon wins the natty at 12-1 and we go on to lose the NOGAF Bowel to Minnesota.

RaceBannon

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

PurpleJ said:

Wins the natty at USC, gets hired at WHOREGON, and we beat Oregon 69-0 in the NW Championship. We dance on the O and nothing else matters. Tui coaches the rest of the season as Oregon wins the natty at 12-1 and we go on to lose the NOGAF Bowel to Minnesota.

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Don't aurocorrect me mother fucker

Tequilla

I always was expecting the downfall coming from getting his shit pushed in this November in Seattle ... just happened about 13 months earlier than expected

Baseman

Janet Reno

H_D

Getting beat by UW, going on a 3-day bender, getting shitcanned. As it happened.

Couldn't have written the script any better.

UWhuskytskeet

Getting beat by UW, going on a 3-day bender, getting shitcanned. As it happened.

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

PurpleJ said:

Wins the natty at USC, gets hired at WHOREGON, and we beat Oregon 69-0 in the NW Championship. We dance on the O and nothing else matters. Tui coaches the rest of the season as Oregon wins the natty at 12-1 and we go on to lose the NOGAF Bowel to Minnesota.

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SpoonieLuv

Getting beat by UW, going on a 3-day bender, getting shitcanned. As it happened.

UWhuskytskeet said:

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

PurpleJ said:

Wins the natty at USC, gets hired at WHOREGON, and we beat Oregon 69-0 in the NW Championship. We dance on the O and nothing else matters. Tui coaches the rest of the season as Oregon wins the natty at 12-1 and we go on to lose the NOGAF Bowel to Minnesota.

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I can see plenty of opportunity for both during a game thread.