Glad there's no month that starts with B. Fuck the Baptists. And the Buddhists. Wait, they're pretty cool. The Buddhists, that is. Maybe give them February, it's kinda close, Buddhist feBruary, shortest month so we're not really taking them seriously, just kinda throwing them a bone, like Black Appreciation
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Or is that only hypocritical bullshit when it doesn't include Christians?
Are we going to celebrate Jew January? Sikh September?
Agnostic April?
Mormon May?
Jehovah's June?
Orthodox October?
Helps Trump IMO
I'm tired of buying shit for all my spoiled nieces and nephews anyway.
I should just go to Thailand for all of December and January.