Ok I'd probably hit almost anything 30 years younger but I'd probably need to be drunk for her
Probably
lol
You'd nail that chocolate starfish in 2 seconds just so you could say "I was there".
In case it's escaped your attention, this was your election to win. With these two dopes, and your ability to be TUFF and liberal, this shit was there for you.
And here's a preemptive fuck off to BallSackLicker before he says a word.
Ok I'd probably hit almost anything 30 years younger but I'd probably need to be drunk for her
Same here. Pathetic, I know.
I actually felt kind of sorry for her last night. Lot's of pressure and it got to her. Her voice regularly cracked as she was reading from the teleprompter, she was visibly uncomfortable giving a very tame and unmoving speech. That said, she seems a helluva lot more genuine than either of her parents.
In closing, I'd much rather spend the next four years fapping to staring at Ivanka. #TRUMP2016
Chelsea's either way too old or way too young for my tastes. But I'd hit it if she was really drunk. Like REALLY drunk. But that pretty much goes for anyone.
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edit: my apologies to @TheGlove for using Sir again. sorry Sir.
lol
You'd nail that chocolate starfish in 2 seconds just so you could say "I was there".
In case it's escaped your attention, this was your election to win. With these two dopes, and your ability to be TUFF and liberal, this shit was there for you.
And here's a preemptive fuck off to BallSackLicker before he says a word.
bravo
I actually felt kind of sorry for her last night. Lot's of pressure and it got to her. Her voice regularly cracked as she was reading from the teleprompter, she was visibly uncomfortable giving a very tame and unmoving speech. That said, she seems a helluva lot more genuine than either of her parents.
In closing, I'd much rather spend the next four years
fapping tostaring at Ivanka. #TRUMP2016