In the event these three are unsuitable, use my likeness:
Anyone who doesn't agree with me is a total faggot. Not kidding. Ass ranger. For sure.
I love you, I really do, but this is some faggot shit. If you fan boy out and get a portrait of a man you admire, you might as well admit you like to suck dick.
If he is going to do it, he might as well have some dudes who kicked ass in life. Chesty. McQueen. Lemmy. I'd piss all over myself to have had any of their lives.
In the event these three are unsuitable, use my likeness:
Anyone who doesn't agree with me is a total faggot. Not kidding. Ass ranger. For sure.
I love you, I really do, but this is some faggot shit. If you fan boy out and get a portrait of a man you admire, you might as well admit you like to suck dick.
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I hope your kids kick your ass when they grow up. They should be able to pull it off by age 8 or 9.
How about Liberace, Richard Simmons, Jim Nabors?
And I am sure they will kick my ass. Every son wants to beat their dad up ... right.
Your kids will only want to kick your ass if you're a dick - so yeah, your kids are bound to give it a go.