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Red Lives Matter

SwayeSwaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,512 Founders Club
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Anyone on this shithole that is 1/32 or greater Native American can apply for membership in my new movement. I accept DNA tests as proof. You can thank Senator Warren for that.

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Upon reflection, this seems like too much work. Anyone just wanna get shitfaced? You are invited if you are white. But only if you bring beer.

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  • dncdnc Member Posts: 56,789
    Swaye said:

    Hurtful. j/k lol bff

    ily

    wc?
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  • AlCzervikAlCzervik Member Posts: 1,774
    Swaye said:

    AlCzervik said:

    Which bathroom will I be allowed to use and can I bring guns?

    Yes you can bring guns. When you have a gun, you can use any goddamn bathroom you want.

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    We just settled two issues right there. This bored is underrated.
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  • Fire_Marshall_BillFire_Marshall_Bill Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 24,174 Founders Club
    I qualify, but fuck that.
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  • SwayeSwaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,512 Founders Club
    Fire_Marshall_Bill said:

    I qualify, but fuck that.

    The white man has won.
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  • sarktasticsarktastic Member Posts: 9,208
    edited July 2016
    Didn't think you'd actually follow thru... So, you found some land to form the tribe?

    I gotta card table and a pop up tent... We could start the Casino right away
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  • AlexisAlexis Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 3,169 Swaye's Wigwam
    I technically don't have any Indian in me (I tried to write indian without capitalizing it and got a spellcheck warning. If I can't disrespect indians by not capitalizing, who can I disrespect anymore) but I do like to drink, alot. And I like to watch other people shoot off fireworks. I like to eat salmon that I didn't have to work very hard to catch. (Yay nets) and I'm not very good at gambling.

    Can I be on the board?
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  • SwayeSwaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,512 Founders Club
    edited July 2016
    Alexis said:

    I technically don't have any Indian in me (I tried to write indian without capitalizing it and got a spellcheck warning. If I can't disrespect indians by not capitalizing, who can I disrespect anymore) but I do like to drink, alot. And I like to watch other people shoot off fireworks. I like to eat salmon that I didn't have to work very hard to catch. (Yay nets) and I'm not very good at gambling.

    Can I be on the board?

    You can be a war party leader. Advantage of getting in on the ground floor.
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  • 2001400ex2001400ex Member Posts: 29,457
    Do you supply playboy or penthouse for me to prepare my DNA sample.
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  • RaceBannonRaceBannon Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 106,846 Founders Club
    My dad visited Dick Gregory in jail when he came to support the Nisqually tribe in their fishing rights case. Then I wrote a report on the decision for school.

    Pretty much makes me honorary Red Man
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  • AlexisAlexis Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 3,169 Swaye's Wigwam
    RaceBannon said:

    My dad visited Dick Gregory in jail when he came to support the Nisqually tribe in their fishing rights case. Then I wrote a report on the decision for school.

    Pretty much makes me honorary Red Man

    Yeah, but what did you think about the Makah whale hunters?
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  • SwayeSwaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,512 Founders Club
    RaceBannon said:

    My dad visited Dick Gregory in jail when he came to support the Nisqually tribe in their fishing rights case. Then I wrote a report on the decision for school.

    Pretty much makes me honorary Red Man

    Me being your minion guarantees you Red Man status.
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  • AlexisAlexis Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 3,169 Swaye's Wigwam
    Swaye said:

    Alexis said:

    I technically don't have any Indian in me (I tried to write indian without capitalizing it and got a spellcheck warning. If I can't disrespect indians by not capitalizing, who can I disrespect anymore) but I do like to drink, alot. And I like to watch other people shoot off fireworks. I like to eat salmon that I didn't have to work very hard to catch. (Yay nets) and I'm not very good at gambling.

    Can I be on the board?

    You can be a war party leader. Advantage of getting in on the ground floor.
    Does that come with medical?
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  • PurpleThrobberPurpleThrobber Member Posts: 44,539 Standard Supporter
    Swaye said:

    RaceBannon said:

    My dad visited Dick Gregory in jail when he came to support the Nisqually tribe in their fishing rights case. Then I wrote a report on the decision for school.

    Pretty much makes me honorary Red Man

    Me being your minion guarantees you Red Man status.
    I used to chew Red Man. All good?

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  • SwayeSwaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,512 Founders Club
    Alexis said:

    Swaye said:

    Alexis said:

    I technically don't have any Indian in me (I tried to write indian without capitalizing it and got a spellcheck warning. If I can't disrespect indians by not capitalizing, who can I disrespect anymore) but I do like to drink, alot. And I like to watch other people shoot off fireworks. I like to eat salmon that I didn't have to work very hard to catch. (Yay nets) and I'm not very good at gambling.

    Can I be on the board?

    You can be a war party leader. Advantage of getting in on the ground floor.
    Does that come with medical?
    We have a doctor in the movement. He is usually drunk and strung out. Do not go to him for proctology work. Everything else, good to go.

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