Red Lives Matter

Swaye

Anyone on this shithole that is 1/32 or greater Native American can apply for membership in my new movement. I accept DNA tests as proof. You can thank Senator Warren for that.





Upon reflection, this seems like too much work. Anyone just wanna get shitfaced? You are invited if you are white. But only if you bring beer.

dnc

Swaye said:

Anyone on this shithole that is 1/32 or greater Native American can apply for membership in my new movement. I accept DNA tests as proof. You can thank Senator Warren for that.





Upon reflection, this seems like too much work. Anyone just wanna get shitfaced? You are invited if you are white. But only if you bring beer.

BYOB*
























*blankets?

Swaye

Hurtful. j/k lol bff

dnc

Swaye said:

Hurtful. j/k lol bff

ily

wc?

AlCzervik

Which bathroom will I be allowed to use and can I bring guns?

Swaye

AlCzervik said:

Which bathroom will I be allowed to use and can I bring guns?

Yes you can bring guns. When you have a gun, you can use any goddamn bathroom you want.

AlCzervik

Swaye said:

AlCzervik said:

Which bathroom will I be allowed to use and can I bring guns?

Yes you can bring guns. When you have a gun, you can use any goddamn bathroom you want.

We just settled two issues right there. This bored is underrated.

Fire_Marshall_Bill

I qualify, but fuck that.

Swaye

Fire_Marshall_Bill said:

I qualify, but fuck that.

The white man has won.

sarktastic

Didn't think you'd actually follow thru... So, you found some land to form the tribe?

I gotta card table and a pop up tent... We could start the Casino right away

Swaye

sarktastic said:

Didn't think you'd actually follow thru... So, you found some land to form the tribe?

I gotta card table and a pop up tent... We could start the Casino right away

I stumbled into a good deal.

Alexis

I technically don't have any Indian in me (I tried to write indian without capitalizing it and got a spellcheck warning. If I can't disrespect indians by not capitalizing, who can I disrespect anymore) but I do like to drink, alot. And I like to watch other people shoot off fireworks. I like to eat salmon that I didn't have to work very hard to catch. (Yay nets) and I'm not very good at gambling.

Can I be on the board?

Swaye

Alexis said:

I technically don't have any Indian in me (I tried to write indian without capitalizing it and got a spellcheck warning. If I can't disrespect indians by not capitalizing, who can I disrespect anymore) but I do like to drink, alot. And I like to watch other people shoot off fireworks. I like to eat salmon that I didn't have to work very hard to catch. (Yay nets) and I'm not very good at gambling.

Can I be on the board?

You can be a war party leader. Advantage of getting in on the ground floor.

Swaye

A war party leader is the guy who taps kegs btw.

2001400ex

Do you supply playboy or penthouse for me to prepare my DNA sample.

RaceBannon

My dad visited Dick Gregory in jail when he came to support the Nisqually tribe in their fishing rights case. Then I wrote a report on the decision for school.

Pretty much makes me honorary Red Man

Alexis

RaceBannon said:

My dad visited Dick Gregory in jail when he came to support the Nisqually tribe in their fishing rights case. Then I wrote a report on the decision for school.

Pretty much makes me honorary Red Man

Yeah, but what did you think about the Makah whale hunters?

Swaye

RaceBannon said:

My dad visited Dick Gregory in jail when he came to support the Nisqually tribe in their fishing rights case. Then I wrote a report on the decision for school.

Pretty much makes me honorary Red Man

Me being your minion guarantees you Red Man status.

Alexis

Swaye said:

Alexis said:

I technically don't have any Indian in me (I tried to write indian without capitalizing it and got a spellcheck warning. If I can't disrespect indians by not capitalizing, who can I disrespect anymore) but I do like to drink, alot. And I like to watch other people shoot off fireworks. I like to eat salmon that I didn't have to work very hard to catch. (Yay nets) and I'm not very good at gambling.

Can I be on the board?

You can be a war party leader. Advantage of getting in on the ground floor.

Does that come with medical?

PurpleThrobber

Swaye said:

RaceBannon said:

My dad visited Dick Gregory in jail when he came to support the Nisqually tribe in their fishing rights case. Then I wrote a report on the decision for school.

Pretty much makes me honorary Red Man

Me being your minion guarantees you Red Man status.

I used to chew Red Man. All good?

Swaye

Alexis said:

Swaye said:

Alexis said:

I technically don't have any Indian in me (I tried to write indian without capitalizing it and got a spellcheck warning. If I can't disrespect indians by not capitalizing, who can I disrespect anymore) but I do like to drink, alot. And I like to watch other people shoot off fireworks. I like to eat salmon that I didn't have to work very hard to catch. (Yay nets) and I'm not very good at gambling.

Can I be on the board?

You can be a war party leader. Advantage of getting in on the ground floor.

Does that come with medical?

We have a doctor in the movement. He is usually drunk and strung out. Do not go to him for proctology work. Everything else, good to go.

Swaye

PurpleThrobber said:

Swaye said:

RaceBannon said:

My dad visited Dick Gregory in jail when he came to support the Nisqually tribe in their fishing rights case. Then I wrote a report on the decision for school.

Pretty much makes me honorary Red Man

Me being your minion guarantees you Red Man status.

I used to chew Red Man. All good?

Close enough. I'm not picky. Bring blow.

PurpleReign

Fuck yeah! I am like 1/32 or something I think. My great grandma was a indian.

H_D

PurpleReign said:

Fuck yeah! I am like 1/32 or something I think. My great grandma was a indian.

PurpleReign said:

Fuck yeah! I am like 1/32 or something I think. My great grandma was a indian.

How much casino money does that get you each month?

sarktastic

$0