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So I dooged the fuck out the other day
dflea
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I was watching the top ten Washington football teams ever, and started dooging the fuck out. I was drinking - what, you weren't - and was pretty buzzed up. Due to the mid-morning bloody mary, my motivation level was low, so watching that shit on TV was on the agenda.
I got all bonered up when we got to the games I remember - the 78 Rose Bowl that turned me into a Husky fan, the 84 Orange Bowl that everyone in my house was watching and losing their minds over when I was a high schooler. The Tui Rose Bowl team that just seemed to find ways to win when all indications were they wouldn't. And then that fucking 91 team - listening to Dave Hoffman talk about winning not being the only objective, but dominating. It was almost a brb, jo moment - without Keeley Hazell being involved.
You weren't going to see Ron Homes get dropped by some punk-ass WSU fan after a game like ASJesusI'maPussy did. You weren't going to see Tim Meamber smiling about getting beat. You weren't going to see Willie Hurst going down because someone leaned on him.
I need that shit back, but after the last 15 fucking years of bullshit football, I'm thinking this year is the make-or-break year for me. If we do not come out and overachieve intsead of underachieve, and win games we shouldn't rather than lose gamed we should win, then I'm fucking out. This shit has been eating a hole in me for close to 2 decades, and I do have a level of bullshit I can't tolerate. And Coach Pete - I'm almost there.
Save me - keep my boner going - win games. I see the defense playing football like I haven't seen in a while. I never worried much about offense because, let's face it, Washington was never an offensive powerhouse - didn't need to be. Be a defensive powerhouse, with an adequate offense. That wins. And it looks like we already have the people in place to do it. We just need the attitude.
In closing - fuck all you in adb=vance for any Tequila comparisons - yes I know we've seemed to suck balls forever, 4-5 , Pete coached at BSU, our OOC schedule is bullshit, and our AD has big, sloppy tits she won't show us, but I don't give a shit what you say - I saw some football being played that makes me think we might not be a shitshow this year. Yes - I did see shitshow football last season - but it looked like it might actually be something that is being eliminated, rather than nurtured.
Take the fucking screen shots now. We're not going to be out of it by November - or earlier - this year. Sure I'm buzzed up - again - but I'm ready to say it; this team is going to live up to expectations - and we're not going to know how to handle it because we've sucked for so long.
Not this year fuckers. Shit - typing all that bullshit got my drink watered down. Fuck off.
I got all bonered up when we got to the games I remember - the 78 Rose Bowl that turned me into a Husky fan, the 84 Orange Bowl that everyone in my house was watching and losing their minds over when I was a high schooler. The Tui Rose Bowl team that just seemed to find ways to win when all indications were they wouldn't. And then that fucking 91 team - listening to Dave Hoffman talk about winning not being the only objective, but dominating. It was almost a brb, jo moment - without Keeley Hazell being involved.
You weren't going to see Ron Homes get dropped by some punk-ass WSU fan after a game like ASJesusI'maPussy did. You weren't going to see Tim Meamber smiling about getting beat. You weren't going to see Willie Hurst going down because someone leaned on him.
I need that shit back, but after the last 15 fucking years of bullshit football, I'm thinking this year is the make-or-break year for me. If we do not come out and overachieve intsead of underachieve, and win games we shouldn't rather than lose gamed we should win, then I'm fucking out. This shit has been eating a hole in me for close to 2 decades, and I do have a level of bullshit I can't tolerate. And Coach Pete - I'm almost there.
Save me - keep my boner going - win games. I see the defense playing football like I haven't seen in a while. I never worried much about offense because, let's face it, Washington was never an offensive powerhouse - didn't need to be. Be a defensive powerhouse, with an adequate offense. That wins. And it looks like we already have the people in place to do it. We just need the attitude.
In closing - fuck all you in adb=vance for any Tequila comparisons - yes I know we've seemed to suck balls forever, 4-5 , Pete coached at BSU, our OOC schedule is bullshit, and our AD has big, sloppy tits she won't show us, but I don't give a shit what you say - I saw some football being played that makes me think we might not be a shitshow this year. Yes - I did see shitshow football last season - but it looked like it might actually be something that is being eliminated, rather than nurtured.
Take the fucking screen shots now. We're not going to be out of it by November - or earlier - this year. Sure I'm buzzed up - again - but I'm ready to say it; this team is going to live up to expectations - and we're not going to know how to handle it because we've sucked for so long.
Not this year fuckers. Shit - typing all that bullshit got my drink watered down. Fuck off.
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10-2, rather easily this year. Either way, it'll be interesting
#TheSeasonIsOver
Shit - typing all that bullshit got my drink watered down. Fuck off.
Who wastes good whiskey with ice? Disappointed.
This team will meander.... and will wind up 9-3 (6-3). It will be a step in the right direction, there will be moments when we shit ourselves because the prosperity will be too much. Will lose a game or two due to QB/RB injury wear and tear. We may lose in Pullman...
On the bright side I think we take the Ducks in Autzen and win a bowl game.
cue 'no natty' video