This season hinges on Stanford...

Swaye · July 2016

As long as we don't step all over our? dicks in Arizona, or do something colossally stupid like lose one of the three intramural games Woody lined up, the season hinges on the Tree. If we win that game in Husky Stadium then we head to Autzen undefeated having taken down the clear favorite in the North with tons of momentum. I expect us to lose of course, because losers lose and we are fucking losers until we aren't, but Stanford is the game where we either start becoming a real football team or just stay fucking losers forever.

The end.

dnc · July 2016

Swaye said:
As long as we don't step all over our? dicks in Arizona, or do something colossally stupid like lose one of the three intramural games Woody lined up, the season hinges on the Tree. If we win that game in Husky Stadium then we head to Autzen undefeated having taken down the clear favorite in the North with tons of momentum. I expect us to lose of course, because losers lose and we are fucking losers until we aren't, but Stanford is the game where we either start becoming a real football team or just stay fucking losers forever.

The end.

Good thing that has never happened

Swaye · July 2016

dnc said:

Swaye said:
As long as we don't step all over our? dicks in Arizona, or do something colossally stupid like lose one of the three intramural games Woody lined up, the season hinges on the Tree. If we win that game in Husky Stadium then we head to Autzen undefeated having taken down the clear favorite in the North with tons of momentum. I expect us to lose of course, because losers lose and we are fucking losers until we aren't, but Stanford is the game where we either start becoming a real football team or just stay fucking losers forever.

The end.
Good thing that has never happened

Yeah but if we step on our dicks in Arizona Pete should just be nuked on the 50 and there is no season, because it's already over. Need to make sure he is near Smiff at the time for the two for one special.

CokeGreaterThanPepsi · July 2016

The season hinges on Arizona.

Swaye · July 2016

CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:
The season hinges on Arizona.

Fuck that. If we can't even beat Arizona then we are a bunch of fags. If we are legit at all than Arizona is a given, and Tree is the real test. Fucking Arizona. Christ. If I didn't like you so much I'd tell you to drink bleach. Get out of here with that Arizona bullshit.

GrundleStiltzkin · July 2016

CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:
The season hinges on Arizona.

Swaye said:

CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:
The season hinges on Arizona.
Fuck that. If we can't even beat Arizona then we are a bunch of fags. If we are legit at all than Arizona is a given, and Tree is the real test. Fucking Arizona. Christ. If I didn't like you so much I'd tell you to drink bleach. Get out of here with that Arizona bullshit.

Swaye · July 2016

Coke knows I love him in a gay or transgendered or attack helicopter type way, but seriously, Ari-fucking-zona?

Dardanus · July 2016

CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:
The season hinges on Arizona.

Legitimately asking why you think this? All else being equal, beating Stanford would be more beneficial to winning the North than beating Arizona.

CokeGreaterThanPepsi · July 2016

Swaye said:

CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:
The season hinges on Arizona.
Fuck that. If we can't even beat Arizona then we are a bunch of fags. If we are legit at all than Arizona is a given, and Tree is the real test. Fucking Arizona. Christ. If I didn't like you so much I'd tell you to drink bleach. Get out of here with that Arizona bullshit.

Thats the point!!!! IDIOT!!!!!!11111!

XOXOXOXOXO

Swaye · July 2016

Dardanus said:

CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:
The season hinges on Arizona.
Legitimately asking why you think this? All else being equal, beating Stanford would be more beneficial to winning the North than beating Arizona.

This is a great point, but here is an even simpler point:

If the season hinges on Arizona than the season is already over.

@TierbsHsotBoobs to weigh in while I go get Chipotle

CokeGreaterThanPepsi · July 2016

Dardanus said:

CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:
The season hinges on Arizona.
Legitimately asking why you think this? All else being equal, beating Stanford would be more beneficial to winning the North than beating Arizona.

Because losing to Arizona schools in Arizona is what we have done for fucking ever. If we lose that game, like we always do, the season is over. UW has to break that habit. The Stanford game is obviously bigger, but that is only if we stop being a bunch of shitheads and actually beat one of the shitty Arizona schools in fucking Arizona.

Swaye · July 2016

CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:

Swaye said:

CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:
The season hinges on Arizona.
Fuck that. If we can't even beat Arizona then we are a bunch of fags. If we are legit at all than Arizona is a given, and Tree is the real test. Fucking Arizona. Christ. If I didn't like you so much I'd tell you to drink bleach. Get out of here with that Arizona bullshit.
Thats the point!!!! IDIOT!!!!!!11111!

XOXOXOXOXO

Did I get whooshed? Fuck. I really do hope I get e-coli or FBA from my burrito now. Later.

Swaye · July 2016

Last thing before burrito death....this should be a poodcast topic. I'd like to hear what @Dennis_DeYoung and @Tequilla think about this shit.

Dennis_DeYoung · July 2016

The whole fucking thing is Arizona. I would say that's a 50/50 game. We have lost to them down there for the past decade and to ASU for a million years.

We lost to CAL at HOME last year.

If we haven't made big strides mentally this year, we will lose at AZ and be 8-4. If we beat them, we will have confidence and momentum. We'll be 4-0 going into a big time Husky Stadium show down with Stanford. Even if we lose that game (which we probably wouldn't), we still feel like we can go 10-2.

If we lose to Zona (which is a toss up since we haven't done squat on the road in the conference), we probably lose to Stanford, then Oregon. Then TSIO.

Dardanus · July 2016

In other words, the season hinges on us(!) getting over the mental hurdle of being a bunch of fucktard losers. That makes sense.

Thank you all for your chinsightful answers. Especially Swaye. You are my spirit guide.

RaceBannon · July 2016

Sark beat Stanford

MelloDawg · July 2016

Dick Baird would say you can't overlook Rutgers because they are next on the schedule and no other game matters and give me another drink

allpurpleallgold · July 2016

Season hinges on Oregon. Nothing else matters.

RaceBannon · July 2016

allpurpleallgold said:
Season hinges on Oregon. Nothing else matters.

That's what I am hearing in chat as well

TierbsHsotBoobs · July 2016

dnc said:

Swaye said:
As long as we don't step all over our? dicks in Arizona, or do something colossally stupid like lose one of the three intramural games Woody lined up, the season hinges on the Tree. If we win that game in Husky Stadium then we head to Autzen undefeated having taken down the clear favorite in the North with tons of momentum. I expect us to lose of course, because losers lose and we are fucking losers until we aren't, but Stanford is the game where we either start becoming a real football team or just stay fucking losers forever.

The end.
Good thing that has never happened

I flagged his post for that.

PostGameOrangeSlices · July 2016

RaceBannon said:
Sark beat Stanford

once

he also got beat at home by Stanford 41-0 and had the opposing coach say UW was the worst coached team they would play all year

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