It's about time I got the thanks I so richly deserve. I woke up on my lawn this morning.
True story.
I went to a dairy farm in Enumclaw yesterday. For a 4th party. One of my old NCOs is dating one of the family members.
There was about 300 people there. Huge bonfire, whiole spit roasted pig, skeet shooting, pots of beans. It was fucking amazing.
After eating said pig I picked up a cookie. Had no idea it was an "edible".
Confession. Not a weed user.
I have no recollection of the rest of the night night. But...
I have a broken rib, no skin on my left knee and my shoes, glasses, wallet, and cell phone were in the corner of my yard when I woke up at 10:30 this morning. With a huge divot in my flower bed next to it. No fucking clue.
It's about time I got the thanks I so richly deserve. I woke up on my lawn this morning.
True story.
I went to a dairy farm in Enumclaw yesterday. For a 4th party. One of my old NCOs is dating one of the family members.
There was about 300 people there. Huge bonfire, whiole spit roasted pig, skeet shooting, pots of beans. It was fucking amazing.
After eating said pig I picked up a cookie. Had no idea it was an "edible".
Confession. Not a weed user.
I have no recollection of the rest of the night night. But...
I have a broken rib, no skin on my left knee and my shoes, glasses, wallet, and cell phone were in the corner of my yard when I woke up at 10:30 this morning. With a huge divot in my flower bed next to it. No fucking clue.
I'm checking for anal probes.
#godblessamerica
#FREEDOM!!!
Since you were in Enumclaw, I'd be more worried about horses probing you but unless you've done that sort of thing before, you probably would've known about it as soon as you woke up.
Wait, we count the injuns as regular people now? And who the fuck is @H_D and what branch? We have standards around here. Can't let any Air Force people in this place. The last time we did that was @Spooge and we all know how that worked out.
Wait, we count the injuns as regular people now? And who the fuck is @H_D and what branch? We have standards around here. Can't let any Air Force people in this place. The last time we did that was @Spooge and we all know how that worked out.
Perhaps you weren't aware that Injuns have been serving for awhile now. They* made a movie about it and everything:
Wait, we count the injuns as regular people now? And who the fuck is @H_D and what branch? We have standards around here. Can't let any Air Force people in this place. The last time we did that was @Spooge and we all know how that worked out.
Perhaps you weren't aware that Injuns have been serving for awhile now. They* made a movie about it and everything:
I was aware of that. I was not aware that we are counting them as regular people now. And besides, those Injuns were in the Marines so the chance of a @spooge type meltdown is significantly less than if they were in the Air Force.
Apparently someone took umbrage at my cargo shorts Merrill hikers and hoodie. I made fun of his Carhart. And said loggers kill farmers. I remember none of this.
It didn't go well for him, but it accounts for the knee and the rib.
He actually apologized to me on Facebook. That's a man.
Still have no idea about the pile of my shit on the edge of the property.
That's the worst. When someone has to tell you about the fight you were in. At least you didn't lose. I've had drunken fights go both ways. Wake up....why the fuck is my nose broken?
That's the worst. When someone has to tell you about the fight you were in. At least you didn't lose. I've had drunken fights go both ways. Wake up....why the fuck is my nose broken land gone?
That's the worst. When someone has to tell you about the fight you were in. At least you didn't lose. I've had drunken fights go both ways. Wake up....why the fuck is my nose broken?
Apple Cup 2007 was that for me. If I called your girlfriend a cunty bitch and then took a drunken swing at you, I'm sorry.
That's the worst. When someone has to tell you about the fight you were in. At least you didn't lose. I've had drunken fights go both ways. Wake up....why the fuck is my nose broken?
Apple Cup 2007 was that for me. If I called your girlfriend a cunty bitch and then took a drunken swing at you, I'm sorry.
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I went to a dairy farm in Enumclaw yesterday. For a 4th party. One of my old NCOs is dating one of the family members.
There was about 300 people there. Huge bonfire, whiole spit roasted pig, skeet shooting, pots of beans. It was fucking amazing.
After eating said pig I picked up a cookie. Had no idea it was an "edible".
Confession. Not a weed user.
I have no recollection of the rest of the night night. But...
I have a broken rib, no skin on my left knee and my shoes, glasses, wallet, and cell phone were in the corner of my yard when I woke up at 10:30 this morning. With a huge divot in my flower bed next to it. No fucking clue.
I'm checking for anal probes.
#godblessamerica
Since you were in Enumclaw, I'd be more worried about horses probing you but unless you've done that sort of thing before, you probably would've known about it as soon as you woke up.
Apparently someone took umbrage at my cargo shorts Merrill hikers and hoodie. I made fun of his Carhart. And said loggers kill farmers. I remember none of this.
It didn't go well for him, but it accounts for the knee and the rib.
He actually apologized to me on Facebook. That's a man.
Still have no idea about the pile of my shit on the edge of the property.
The coonhound is good with me though.
and @TheGlove is still a communist cunt. Carry on