Tommy? Boobs? TRUE???!!

PurpleJ

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ThomasFremont

Now take off your underwear, and we can do sex. Don't be ashamed about your no-no area. I already know that you don't have a penis, because girls don't have a penis. Only boys have a penis. Girls have a vagina on their butts.

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TierbsHsotBoobs

I came

doogsinparadise

That really butters my biscuit.

PurpleThrobber

No-no area > The Zone.

PurpleJ

Tommy unbuttoned his pants and then did a sweet back flip out of his jeans. They fell to the floor right where he was standing, and when he landed, his dingaling flopped around. Mrs. Teachington began to cry because it was so beautiful.

"Why are you crying," asked Tommy. "Did I hurt you with my back flip?"

"No, it's just that your winkie is so beautiful," she said. "It has to be at least a thousand inches long. Since you're a man and I'm a woman, and we love each other very much, let's rub our thingies together to make a baby."

DeepSeaZ

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TommySQC

funniest shit I've read in the last 10 minutes

EsophagealFeces

I laffed