Just because you're some inept basement dweller who was unable to compete on an athletic level when you were younger does not mean you can make any pathetic carpultunel inducing event a sport. You would be more likely to get jacking off to be considered a sport because you practice that multiple times a day and it makes you sweat...and cry. Just because you and a few of your tubby friends take time off from eating hot pockets and talking shit about peoples mothers on WoW to watch 10 nerds slam the same 4 buttons of a keyboard over and over does not quantify said event as a sport. Please avoid further embarrassment by shutting up and keeping your shameful hobbies away from actual sports in the future.
Oh, you call yourself a Gamer because you play COD? Bitch PLEASE! Do you see this picture? Do you see those games? Do you see that guy standing there with the games of another console? THAT is a Gamer, I am a Gamer, YOU are a Lemming. I’ve got a game from every damn genre, I’ve got FPSs, TPSs, RTSs, RPGs, Racing, Horror, Sims, I’ve even got bloody JRPGs. I’ve got AAAs, Indies, art houses, I’ve got prequels, sequels, should never of been made-els, I’ve got standard editions, special editions, collectors editions, Limited editions, legendary editions. I’ve got Super Nintendo, Nintendo 64, Nintendo Gamecube, Nintendo Wii, Nintendo DS, Gameboy pocket, I’ve got X-Box, I’ve got Playstation, I’ve got DLC, I’ve got Expansion packs, map packs, weapon pack, content packs, I have something of EVERYTHING! I, and take not, I am a Gamer you bloody Lemming, I play real games, no matter the console or genre, that stir real emotion, I play everything from Fallout and Mass Effect, to Gears of war and Assasins Creed, to Banjo Kazooie and viva pinata, to, yes, even Call of Duty. So you shut up, get in line and throw your money at Activision for the same damn shooter every year, so that WE can get PROPER games published, and stop calling yourself a Gamer you self entitled, hate filled, slur slinging little wannabe.
Just because you're some inept basement dweller who was unable to compete on an athletic level when you were younger does not mean you can make any pathetic carpultunel inducing event a sport. You would be more likely to get jacking off to be considered a sport because you practice that multiple times a day and it makes you sweat...and cry. Just because you and a few of your tubby friends take time off from eating hot pockets and talking shit about peoples mothers on WoW to watch 10 nerds slam the same 4 buttons of a keyboard over and over does not quantify said event as a sport. Please avoid further embarrassment by shutting up and keeping your shameful hobbies away from actual sports in the future.
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Just because you and a few of your tubby friends take time off from eating hot pockets and talking shit about peoples mothers on WoW to watch 10 nerds slam the same 4 buttons of a keyboard over and over does not quantify said event as a sport.
Please avoid further embarrassment by shutting up and keeping your shameful hobbies away from actual sports in the future.
Oh, you call yourself a Gamer because you play COD? Bitch PLEASE! Do you see this picture? Do you see those games? Do you see that guy standing there with the games of another console? THAT is a Gamer, I am a Gamer, YOU are a Lemming. I’ve got a game from every damn genre, I’ve got FPSs, TPSs, RTSs, RPGs, Racing, Horror, Sims, I’ve even got bloody JRPGs. I’ve got AAAs, Indies, art houses, I’ve got prequels, sequels, should never of been made-els, I’ve got standard editions, special editions, collectors editions, Limited editions, legendary editions. I’ve got Super Nintendo, Nintendo 64, Nintendo Gamecube, Nintendo Wii, Nintendo DS, Gameboy pocket, I’ve got X-Box, I’ve got Playstation, I’ve got DLC, I’ve got Expansion packs, map packs, weapon pack, content packs, I have something of EVERYTHING! I, and take not, I am a Gamer you bloody Lemming, I play real games, no matter the console or genre, that stir real emotion, I play everything from Fallout and Mass Effect, to Gears of war and Assasins Creed, to Banjo Kazooie and viva pinata, to, yes, even Call of Duty. So you shut up, get in line and throw your money at Activision for the same damn shooter every year, so that WE can get PROPER games published, and stop calling yourself a Gamer you self entitled, hate filled, slur slinging little wannabe.
That is all.