Sometimes my neighbors look at me disapprovingly as I empty the recycle can that I keep near my back door, into the larger rolling recycle canister in the alley, the one the city takes as part of our weekly service.
As the various IPA bottles and tequila bottles clank into the canister, ringing with their sweet melody, it's as if they act like I'm the only person in the neighborhood that enjoys a beer or two, or glass of tequila after work. Those judgmental mother fuckers.
I've started saving some of nicer empty tequila bottles. Pretty soon I'll have enough to stack into a wall or something interesting like that. I'm sure my neighbors will approve.
Sometimes my neighbors look at me disapprovingly as I empty the recycle can that I keep near my back door, into the larger rolling recycle canister in the alley, the one the city takes as part of our weekly service.
As the various IPA bottles and tequila bottles clank into the canister, ringing with their sweet melody, it's as if they act like I'm the only person in the neighborhood that enjoys a beer or two, or glass of tequila after work. Those judgmental mother fuckers.
I've started saving some of nicer empty tequila bottles. Pretty soon I'll have enough to stack into a wall or something interesting like that. I'm sure my neighbors will approve.
Sometimes my neighbors look at me disapprovingly as I empty the recycle can that I keep near my back door, into the larger rolling recycle canister in the alley, the one the city takes as part of our weekly service.
As the various IPA bottles and tequila bottles clank into the canister, ringing with their sweet melody, it's as if they act like I'm the only person in the neighborhood that enjoys a beer or two, or glass of tequila after work. Those judgmental mother fuckers.
I've started saving some of nicer empty tequila bottles. Pretty soon I'll have enough to stack into a wall or something interesting like that. I'm sure my neighbors will approve.
Damn. are we talking 8 ounces? Big Gulp?
LOL no, a normal rocks glass, the kind that holds 3oz after you fill it with ice.
Shit... who the hell drinks 8 ounces in a pour? ...on a work night?
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As the various IPA bottles and tequila bottles clank into the canister, ringing with their sweet melody, it's as if they act like I'm the only person in the neighborhood that enjoys a beer or two, or glass of tequila after work. Those judgmental mother fuckers.
I've started saving some of nicer empty tequila bottles. Pretty soon I'll have enough to stack into a wall or something interesting like that. I'm sure my neighbors will approve.
A glass AFTER dinner however....... probably an alcoholic.
Shit... who the hell drinks 8 ounces in a pour? ...on a work night?