Fire. Peterman. Now.

claycha

Whugh??

bananasnblondes

EsophagealFeces said:

Doogs love Jake because he got UW to a shit tier bowel game for the first time since forever. Big fucking deal. Fags.

Doogs love Jake because he was a white kid from a small town who had a great debut against Syracuse.

droggins

Baseman said:

DerekJohnson said:

I love Jake but to keep calling him a legend is ridiculous. 14-26 career record for crissakes!!

But Hugh Millen said Jake would be the best QB to ever don the Purple and Gold

Hugh is a lousy predictor of QB talent.

Alexis

It does kind of suck for Jack though, considering the best coach he played for was Sark.

Doogles

Jake was sick as a freshman. Glad he got paid, I dooged for his success for too long.

ThomasFremont

Fuck Sark for making Jack a pocket passer.

Kaepsknee

GreenRiverGatorz said:

DerekJohnson said:

I love Jake but to keep calling him a legend is ridiculous. 14-26 career record for crissakes!!

Nothing Jake did was significant besides fool NFL GMs into proclaiming him a top ten pick. Outside of that he was average in every category.

Bouncing deep balls off of a cheerleaders ass proved well for him.

Swaye

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

https://twitter.com/CoachPeteUW/status/743613777384353793

Surprised Jack wasn't slipping him tongue.

dnc

LoneStarDawg said:

GreenRiverGatorz said:

DerekJohnson said:

I love Jake but to keep calling him a legend is ridiculous. 14-26 career record for crissakes!!

Nothing Jake did was significant besides fool NFL GMs into proclaiming him a top ten pick. Outside of that he was average in every category.

He was basically a white stanback

ISAFNRC

@TheGlove!!! True???

sarktastic

Jake Locker's best advise: "If coach ever says to you turning down $50 million in guaranteed money is a mistake... Run!"

Baseman

EsophagealFeces said:

Doogs love Jake because he got UW to a shit tier bowel game for the first time since forever. Big fucking deal. Fags.

He started a now long standing tradition

BayDawg

DeepSeaZ said:

Jack is OKG. I have no problem with that. Did he speak of the upside of being a safety? Fucker would of taken some heads off. Most likely his own...but still. In seriousness that guy was an athletic freak without a perfect position for his talents.

There was definitely a perfect position for his talents...CenterFielder.

Swaye

bananasnblondes said:

EsophagealFeces said:

Doogs love Jake because he got UW to a shit tier bowel game for the first time since forever. Big fucking deal. Fags.

Doogs love Jake because he was a white kid from a small town who had a great debut against Syracuse and who tongued his Mom pretty good.

dnc

bananasnblondes said:

EsophagealFeces said:

Doogs love Jake because he got UW to a shit tier bowel game for the first time since forever. Big fucking deal. Fags.

Doogs love Jake because he was a FREE PUB machine.

Nothing is more important to a doog than some free fucking pub. Jack's fringe headman candidacy and first round projections for multiple years produced more doog spooge than twin Guadalajaran ladybois.

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

sarktastic said:

Jake Locker's best advise: "If coach ever says to you turning down $50 million in guaranteed money is a mistake... Run!"

*advice