Did we even have a marketing department before 2003? Fuck sticks like this don't have jobs if the football team can just finish in the top 3 of the conference on a regular basis and make sure every class that comes through here wins a conference title and shit. They can market to mommy or men but the only people that are going to show up are the ones that would quit if they could but are too addicted because we are fucktards and the dumbshits that actually buy into the anthem and band at halftime.
Tldr. We are fucktards. It must be the off season.
Ryan, if you are reading this, most people in the department think you are really bad at your job, but you are a state employee so it's impossible to fire you. That's what they think about you.
The anthem singer should be thrown into the cut and given the Luca Brasi treatment ... I make it a point to time my arrival for after that blowhard finishes the anthem
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So fuck you guys who don't know how to create a "buzz" about our (?) football teams. I'm gonna sleep on the same turf that My (!) Dawgs play. Fuck straight off if you don't think the AD has it going on. I got room for 4 guests. Who's in?
I know you are being sarcastic but this sounds like a fun event for my 6 year old son and me I.
I remember back in the 80s and 90s they didn't need much marketing.
Also, I remember seeing a picture of the 2000 team gang tackling some Hurricanes on the side of a Metro bus. It was bad ass. Come to think of it, that was probably for KOMO (1000 Radio buttfuckers). These nancys and fat and fuglies never could have come up with something like that.
As a marketing incentive they should reserve premium parking areas for mini vans driven by soccer moms. Think of all those loud shrieking kids rooting on our Dawgs!!1!!
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They can market to mommy or men but the only people that are going to show up are the ones that would quit if they could but are too addicted because we are fucktards and the dumbshits that actually buy into the anthem and band at halftime.
Tldr.
We are fucktards. It must be the off season.
Those dumb fucks think this sort of thing is going generate fan interest. At the end of the day it just embarrasses an already withering fan base.
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Wanna put butts in the stands and charge whatever the fuck you want for tickets? Start collecting these fucking things.
Also, I remember seeing a picture of the 2000 team gang tackling some Hurricanes on the side of a Metro bus. It was bad ass. Come to think of it, that was probably for KOMO (1000 Radio buttfuckers). These nancys and fat and fuglies never could have come up with something like that.
I couldn't find many pics but Mike Lude had that Husky Fever campaign. A stroll down memory lane.