Addiction is a terrible thing

Swaye

So, I am at the river camping on its shore. Got a morning fire going, and making coffee. Both girls still asleep in the tent. Getting ready for some camp eggs and potatoes. River burbling nicely just below me. Both girls are mostly naked in sleeping bags. And yet, here I am, checking this fucking site, and spending about ten minutes typing this stupid post on my stupid phone.

FML.

That said the girls in the tent made for a camping and fishing trip that won't ever be forgotten until the next time I get black out drunk.

TierbsHsotBoobs

Swaye said:

So, I am at the river camping on its shore. Got a morning fire going, and making coffee. Both girls still asleep in the tent. Getting ready for some camp eggs and potatoes. River gurgling nicely just below me. Both girls are mostly naked in sleeping bags. And yet, here I am, checking this fucking site, and spending about ten minutes typing this stupid post on my stupid phone.

FML.

That said the girls in the tent made for a camping and fishing trip that won't ever be forgotten until the next time I get black out drunk.

You deserved two flaggings for this post.

whlinder

POYWFSIAL

PurpleThrobber

I have a sweatpants tent in anticipation of the tale.

sarktastic

We're these the counter girls from Uncle Buck's general store? ... If so, the younger one is only 15 and the older one will leave a lasting impression on you for life. How did the eggs turn out?

Swaye

sarktastic said:

We're these the counter girls from Uncle Buck's general store? ... If so, the younger one is only 15 and the older one will leave a lasting impression on you for life. How did the eggs turn out?

I overcooked them. Fuck.

DeepSeaZ

Wasn't there a picture promised?

unfrozencaveman

Camping?
Quit shirking your duties Swaye - this is mid June. You should be stationed at the family fireworks stand. Lots of M-80s to be sold this time of year