If you're not polishing off the absolute cheapest half g of vodka you can find at the local gas station while railing a line of questionable blow off the ass of an Aurora hooker, then honestly, what do you really have?
Pussies drink micro brews and then brag about the local company no one else knows about. You're such a homo. I'm positive Jonathan Smith has a Blue Moon with his vegan dinner and then hits the sack before 8pm because he is a complete faggot and that's what faggots do.
Was there a point to this post? Yes, it was Fuck You. I hate you all and I hope you all die in a tragic fire in the Zone as it burns every dumb fuck that doesn't like to see the 3rd quarter of a football game.
If you're not polishing off the absolute cheapest half g of vodka you can find at the local gas station while railing a line of questionable blow off the ass of an Aurora hooker, then honestly, what do you really have?
Pussies drink micro brews and then brag about the local company no one else knows about. You're such a homo. I'm positive Jonathan Smith has a Blue Moon with his vegan dinner and then hits the sack before 8pm because he is a complete faggot and that's what faggots do.
Was there a point to this post? Yes, it was Fuck You. I hate you all and I hope you all die in a tragic fire in the Zone as it burns every dumb fuck that doesn't like to see the 3rd quarter of a football game.
If you're not polishing off the absolute cheapest half g of vodka you can find at the local gas station while railing a line of questionable blow off the ass of an Aurora hooker, then honestly, what do you really have?
Pussies drink micro brews and then brag about the local company no one else knows about. You're such a homo. I'm positive Jonathan Smith has a Blue Moon with his vegan dinner and then hits the sack before 8pm because he is a complete faggot and that's what faggots do.
Was there a point to this post? Yes, it was Fuck You. I hate you all and I hope you all die in a tragic fire in the Zone as it burns every dumb fuck that doesn't like to see the 3rd quarter of a football game.
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spit out my drink at the second paragraph
amazing