Nicole Brodeur calling for the next James Bond to be a woman

DerekJohnson

Why stop there? Why not make the next James Bond transgendered? Why not make him unemployed? Why not give him a stutter? Why not have him wearing sweatpants and living in his mother's basement?

Nicole Brodeur and the Seattle Times are constantly pumping out liberal agenda dreck

PurpleJ

J?

sarktastic

Nichole Brodeur should fund a movie starring a female James Bond

whatshouldicareabout

Great link as always

doogsinparadise

James Bond is An unemployed

doogsinparadise

Tool of imperialism!

2001400ex

Pics or GTFO

DerekJohnson

Why not have a transgender James Bond square off against Dr No in the parking lot of a 7-11

Pitchfork51

A taint licking transgender bond would really get the people going

dnc

DerekJohnson said:

Why stop there? Why not make the next James Bond transgendered? Why not make him unemployed? Why not give him a stutter? Why not have him wearing sweatpants and living in his mother's basement?

Nicole Brodeur and the Seattle Times are constantly pumping out liberal agenda dreck

It won't

Fire_Marshall_Bill

I was called a misogynist because I made fun of Melissa McCarthy as the lead for the shitty Ghostbusters remake. Again, nuke the I-5 corridor. Maybe spare Longview and Chehalis.

Pitchfork51

He would get access to places he's never been able to infiltrate.


Chests next move?

CheersWestDawg

Nicole Brodeur is the worst fucking columnist to ever grace this city.

And that's saying something.

DerekJohnson

CheersWestDawg said:

Nicole Brodeur is the worst fucking columnist to ever grace this city.

And that's saying something.

Jerry Brewer and Matt Calkins are battling for runner up

GrundleStiltzkin

I thought Idris Elba was in running for Bond, but now he's in the Dark Tower.

CuntWaffle

Fire_Marshall_Bill said:

I was called a misogynist because I made fun of Melissa McCarthy as the lead for the shitty Ghostbusters remake. Again, nuke the I-5 corridor. Maybe spare Maltby

FTFY

Still haven't seen FRANNYs tits

allpurpleallgold

This seems like a weird fight to pick. Personally I think the Bond movies are tired and a hot lady Bond could spice things up.

PurpleJ

I've been perfecting my British accent by watching lots of Premier League games. My physique and striking good looks and #TacTownTuff demeanor already fill out the rest of the role. Cast an American. Pick J. Stop the British privilege. I can tuck my cock if that helps. I'm not above anything.

PurpleThrobber

allpurpleallgold said:

This seems like a weird fight to pick. Personally I think the Bond movies are tired and a hot lady Bond could spice things up.

Emilia Clarke just did an interview saying she wanted to play Jane Bond with Leo as her hot male plaything.

I could buy that premise. Except Leo will never play second fiddle to anyone.

DerekJohnson

allpurpleallgold said:

This seems like a weird fight to pick. Personally I think the Bond movies are tired and a hot lady Bond could spice things up.

I like to call a 20-second post on a message board a fight. It's what I like to do.

PurpleJ

Some chick with a dick didn't go to Europe and covertly fuck up Hitler. The character from the book is based of badass secret agent MEN from the war. Sorry if that offends some people, but it's only fair that we be true to the novel that the film is based on. Maybe Bond could accidentally fuck a chick with a dick and then everyone would be happy? Fuck me. People are retards.