Dear god, is this what my life has become?

DerekJohnson

I was just texting someone and typed "purple" and my phone autocorrected to say "PurpleJ"

dnc

Dear god, is this what my life has become?

New bored motto?

PurpleJ

The obsession continues.

SweatpantsGeneral

My son with whom I am well pleased.

SweatpantsGeneral

DerekJohnson said:

I was just texting someone and typed "purple" and my phone autocorrected to say "PurpleJ"

Were you texting someone about your penis? If so, I have some advice for you.

halfbrainmanmolder

DerekJohnson said:

I was just texting someone and typed "purple" and my phone autocorrected to say "PurpleJ"

Your autocorrection is not smart enough to translate it to "Such fag, J"?

PostGameOrangeSlices

were you trying to text "I BLEED purple"?

DerekJohnson

koopdog said:

DerekJohnson said:

I was just texting someone and typed "purple" and my phone autocorrected to say "PurpleJ"

Were you texting someone about your penis? If so, I have some advice for you.

could be a podcast segment

PurpleJ

J?

DerekJohnson

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

were you trying to text "I BLEED purple"?

That's the sig on my phone for outbound texts

#FeelTheBern

PurpleJ

koopdog said:

My son with whom I am well pleased.

If you were my father, I would have killed you and usurped your position of Viking War Dad years ago. The only reason my father is still alive is because he survived a heart attack and I wanted to let him regain his strength before I executed him blood eagle style. I'm classy like that.

DerekJohnson

PurpleJ said:

koopdog said:

My son with whom I am well pleased.

If you were my father, I would have killed you and usurped your position of Viking War Dad years ago. The only reason my father is still alive is because he survived a heart attack and I wanted to let him regain his strength before I executed him blood eagle style. I'm classy like that.

mods?

dnc

PurpleJ said:

koopdog said:

My son with whom I am well pleased.

If you were my father, I would have killed you and usurped your position of Viking War Dad years ago. The only reason my father is still alive is because he survived a heart attack and I wanted to let him regain his strength before I executed him blood eagle style. I'm classy like that.

Maybe Koop's your other dad?

section_332

J?

PurpleJ

dnc said:

PurpleJ said:

koopdog said:

My son with whom I am well pleased.

If you were my father, I would have killed you and usurped your position of Viking War Dad years ago. The only reason my father is still alive is because he survived a heart attack and I wanted to let him regain his strength before I executed him blood eagle style. I'm classy like that.

Maybe Koop's your other dad?

Thrown in a pit of snakes by King Aelle of Northumbria.

RIP

TierbsHsotBoobs

J?

PurpleThrobber

Such fag, autocorrect.

CuntWaffle

Just be thankful it didn't auto correct to such fag, J

TierbsHsotBoobs

J?

BennyBeaver

God should be capitalized, heretic.

PurpleJ

TheGlove said:

God should be capitalized, heretic.

Maybe he wasn't referring to REAL God. Ever think of that?