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GrundleStiltzkin

http://twitter.com/BrockESPN/status/735947021501104128

seatownfunk

RaceBannon

"So I'm like, they know we're going to run it here so why not pass?"

"I get it. My OC is fucking retarded like that too"

90sHuskyFan

"What you need to do is find another college FS enough to hire away your offensive coordinator. Like I did with... Uh, well yeah... You get the idea."

H_D

Carol: "Do you still have that fat fuck and twitchy dude from that shitty pay website asking you fucking stupid questions?"

Petersen: "Yeah. Fuck those guys. One is a retarded alcoholic and the other smells like nacho cheese. Don't worry, the new AD is grooming an up-and-coming fan podcast to get some access and start asking the same old vanilla and bland questions under the false pretense of true fans with no agenda or upper campus to coat-tail to."

Carol: "What the fuck is a podcast?"

Petersen: "I don't know. It's something from Friday Harbor that sucks in a different way from terrestrial radio talk shows, with no production value and less listeners. It's so fucking irritating."

Carol: "I like your khaki pants."

Petersen: "Wanna cyber?"

section_332

I make 5 million a year and won a ring

I make 5 million a year and haven't done shit b

GrundleStiltzkin

"So I was like 'Steve your wife is coming, you gotta get outta here and go get cleaned up'."

whatshouldicareabout

Cardboard cutouts don't talk

haie

Pete: "I lol'd so hard when you guys hired Sark I accidentally blew all the blow off my grad student's ass."

Peterman:

sarktastic

"I get all that but... It's year three and lets face it... It's college, ok?... Time to win or GTFO.