New VT "Hokie Stone" Helmets...

PurpleReign

greenblood

They need something to distract their fan base from the fact that their 3OT home game vs MARSHALL was the game of the week.

Mad_Son

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unfrozencaveman

Nothing against stone, but in the spring we used to make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard stuff really.

dnc

Turn the pages, turn the stone.

greenblood

Stone isn't cool unless it involves a pipe/bong/roll and cannabis.

topdawgnc

I'm a doog ...

Because I fucking hate Nike for what they have done to college football.

chrisvashon

Must be a lot of bitter old men on this board, because those are sweet.

ThomasFremont

Are the new helmets bulletproof?

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ThomasFremont said:

Are the new helmets bulletproof?

That may have been the least tasteful joke this bored has ever seen, but goddammit I laughed.