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Indian Logo Ranking in Pro/College Sports

SwayeSwaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,493 Founders Club
Thread over on the NFL bored got me to thinking about the best and worst pro/college Injun mascots/logos. I didn't know where to put this (Trump, Other Sports, etc.) so fuck off I am putting it here. @DerekJohnson can forcibly move it if he doesn't want it here, but I will call it the "Great Trail of Tears Thread Death March of 2016" (G3TDM for short) if he does. I'll also post how intolerant HH is on the Fagbook account I don't even own. So take that white devils!

If you don't agree with me well guess the fuck what? I'm red and you aren't so eat a fat dick and shut the fuck up. But seriously, other opinions are appreciated. Also, I am not sure I got every one of these, nor do I care, and I didn't give two shits about some double A club in Topeka or some shit ball Div. III school in buttfuckville Alabama. Fuck them. Top tier pro athletics and Div 1 programs only; of course I used Utah so I guess I violated my own rule set because nobody outside of Utah gives a flying diddlers fuck about the Utes.

Number 1: Florida State Seminoles

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Looks like he is about to scalp a white devil. Perfect.

Number 2: Chicago Blackhawks

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Would have been number 1 if not for the slightly faggoty smirk. War daddies don't smirk.

Number 3: Washington Redskins

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Growing up a Cowboys fan (define irony?) prevented me from ranking this higher. Also, nose too big.

Number 4: Kansas City Chiefs

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Arrowhead motif makes me think of killing both whites AND buffalo!

Number 5: Atlanta Braves

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On the more modern hatchet they scored well because who doesn't like a good scalping? But, this fucking abortion from the 80's brings them down. Plus Atlanta is the like the taint of the South. Jackson, Mississippi is the actual butt hole if you were wondering.

Number 6: Utah Utes

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It's a fucking U. With two feathers. Useless logo for a useless school. NGAF about Utah except Mormons and they suck anyway.

Number 7: Cleveland Indians

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Could you be any more goofy looking than this piece of shit? Indians weren't faggy goofy nerds. They were stone cold killers who also liked to hump buffalo on occasion. Both kick ass things. Whoever made this should be napalmed to death.

Number 8: Philadelphia Warriors

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Not only is this logo one of the gayest looking things I have ever seen (outside of the HH nights at Taki Tiki), but the team dropped the Indian name when they moved to Golden State in the 70's. Yes, the Golden State Warriors were once the Philly Warriors, and they traded in their Indian Warrior heritage for California bullshit. With that shit pile of a logo, who can really blame them? He looks like he is about to sit on a dick. And like it. Fuck.
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