employees cannot pass drug test. Staff, true?

ApostleofGrief

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/05/18/business/hiring-hurdle-finding-workers-who-can-pass-a-drug-test.html

The interesting stat is that the problem was much worse in the 80s, but they had no fucking test yet. So now it's a big problem -- because they can test. This is why most of you assholes are still stuck in your mom's basement. Maybe Jiffy Lube doesn't test???

greenblood

Swaye, does Orkin test?

PurpleJ

You're supposed to cheat. The fuck is wrong with my generation?

2001400ex

PurpleJ said:

You're supposed to cheat. The fuck is wrong with my generation?

You are what's wrong with millenials.

HTH

greenblood

2001400ex said:

PurpleJ said:

You're supposed to cheat. The fuck is wrong with my generation?

You are what's wrong with millenials.

HTH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-CnmVVHIzU

PurpleJ

2001400ex said:

PurpleJ said:

You're supposed to cheat. The fuck is wrong with my generation?

You are what's wrong with millenials.

HTH

Nope. #alwaysright

RaceBannon

I have maintained since the 80's that pre employment testing is an invasion of our precious bodily fluids without a warrant based on probable cause.

But you didn't want to listen. It's for the children.

ApostleofGrief

RaceBannon said:

I have maintained since the 80's that pre employment testing is an invasion of our precious bodily fluids without a warrant based on probable cause.

But you didn't want to listen. It's for the children.

(serious answer) I don't have a problem with it so long as it is done at the end stage of the interview, after they decide to hire you.

PurpleJ

RaceBannon said:

I have maintained since the 80's that pre employment testing is an invasion of our precious bodily fluids without a warrant based on probable cause.

But you didn't want to listen. It's for the children.

I'll need to see a link here.

Baseman

RaceBannon said:

I have maintained since the 80's that pre employment testing is an invasion of our precious bodily fluids without a warrant based on probable cause.

But you didn't want to listen. It's for the children.

What if she's hot?

Swaye

greenblood said:

Swaye, does Orkin test?

Yes, but only when you get hired and you get one weeks warning to go to the testing facility.