NHL Playoffs Update

PurpleJ

Bolts up 1-0 already. Sidney Crosby is a poor man's Patrick Kane (even though Kane is a winger). Crosby is a loser. Dan Marino. Blues still undefeated in this series and well-rested. Sharks are known chokers. Blues over Bolts in 7.

FremontTroll

Eastern Conference irrelevant as ever.

The survivor in the West brings home Lord Stanley's Cup.

Sharks have been choke artists since 1991 but the Blues have been choking on an elite level since 1967. Blues will show the Sharks they are the one true choke franchise.

Sharks in 6.

TierbsHsotBoobs

PurpleJ said:

Bolts up 1-0 already. Sidney Crosby is a poor man's Patrick Kane (even though Kane is a winger). Crosby is a loser. Dan Marino. Blues still undefeated in this series and well-rested. Sharks are known chokers. Blues over Bolts in 7.

Crosby has a ring, but still.

RavennaDawg

Plus, Crosby has the winning shot in the second to last game of a round robin medal round an actual Gold Medal Game.

I work with a dude from St Louis so I am on the bandwagon, despite my minuscule knowledge of hockey. Do the Blues still have Shaquille Gretzky?

PurpleJ

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

PurpleJ said:

Bolts up 1-0 already. Sidney Crosby is a poor man's Patrick Kane (even though Kane is a winger). Crosby is a loser. Dan Marino. Blues still undefeated in this series and well-rested. Sharks are known chokers. Blues over Bolts in 7.

Crosby has a ring, but still.

It's news to me. He can be Russell Wilson. How about that?

PurpleJ

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RavennaDawg said:

Plus, Crosby has the winning shot in the second to last game of a round robin medal round an actual Gold Medal Game.

I work with a dude from St Louis so I am on the bandwagon, despite my minuscule knowledge of hockey. Do the Blues still have Shaquille Gretzky?

We have a black fan.

FremontTroll

PurpleJ said:

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RavennaDawg said:

Plus, Crosby has the winning shot in the second to last game of a round robin medal round an actual Gold Medal Game.

I work with a dude from St Louis so I am on the bandwagon, despite my minuscule knowledge of hockey. Do the Blues still have Shaquille Gretzky?

We have a black fan.

@soloucitydawg, true???

Tequilla

Crosby is a whiny little pussy (J should know all about that) ... but to say that he's a loser with what he's accomplished and his resume ... probably missing the mark.

FremontTroll

Blues are buzzing...but that is not a good goal.

FremontTroll

That one is, barely.

FremontTroll

Sharks!

TierbsHsotBoobs

Blues cheating again

PurpleJ

You guys have no chance. Might as well not even watch.

PurpleJ

We're obviously sandbagging to give you false hope and troll your fans for games 3/4.

PurpleJ

Our goalie has a cooler mask. You guys are fucked with Nabokov out.

TierbsHsotBoobs

PurpleJ said:

Our goalie has a cooler mask. You guys are fucked with Nabokov out.

Fuck. That. Guy.

PurpleJ

trollolololol

Burns is a huge pussy btw.

PurpleJ

LOL we have a way better goalie than you.

PurpleJ

Fucking goalie mask sucks/ Doen't even match team color

PurpleJ

Thanks for playing.

TierbsHsotBoobs

PurpleJ said:

LOL we have a way better goalie than you.

Why I said you would win before the series started.

The teams are fairly close, but STL has the better goalie and that's who usually wins in the playoffs.