The only worthwhile thing I noticed at the "spring preview."

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I noticed that the offensive players are small as fuck and that I happened to be sitting behind what looked like PeSalm's family (they were all wearing custom wooching husky t shirts). I would have offered good coin to the older guy for his if it wasn't XXL and drenched in Hawaiian sweat.
McGrew was hanging out in back trying not to be noticed by anyone, so I stared at him awkwardly until noticed me and that I was sure it was him, via his distinct Irish/Colombian features. -
Defense wont be a problem, as usual. Offense will fucking suck, as usual. 7-9 wins, a lot of close losses with incompletions to Andrea bachelli and inaccurate bombs to Ross. Cook itPassion said:In between the gunny sack race and bobbing for apples, it looks like Vita Vea could be a fucking beast this year.
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Third post because Seattle beer >>> Seattle sports.
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If *your going to bash fat, sweaty Hawaiians - I am out.haie said:I would have offered good coin to the older guy for his if it wasn't XXL and drenched in Hawaiian sweat.
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Awesome. Who pulled the most apples?Passion said:In between the gunny sack race and bobbing for apples, it looks like Vita Vea could be a fucking beast this year.
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Defense looked great. I stood next to Vea after practice and asked him if his name means coconut milk. No answer. Anyway he's huge. Victor looked freshly chiseled out of marble. I was erect. The QBs had a lot more zip on the ball then they did last spring. I'm sticking with 10 wins.
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Win 10 games or diaf as always
The offense still has gaskin, which the faggots in the thread always forget about -
PostGameOrangeSlices said:
Win 10 games or diaf as always
The offense still has gaskin, whichthe faggots in the threadour incompetent offensive coordinator always forget about -
True, but 10 wins with losses to Stanford and Oregon (assuming they are the 1 and 2 teams in the conference again) will feel about as special as an Iowa rose bowl ring.PostGameOrangeSlices said:Win 10 games or diaf as always
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Virta* Vea
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Dardanus said:
String!
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GrundleStiltzkin said:
Ossai!
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We will win at least one of those two games. Just my gut feeling unless Oregon pulls a freak QB out of their water tight butts.haie said:
True, but 10 wins with losses to Stanford and Oregon (assuming they are the 1 and 2 teams in the conference again) will feel about as special as an Iowa rose bowl ring.PostGameOrangeSlices said:Win 10 games or diaf as always
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Dissly could turn into a solid TE, he blocked the shit out of Mathis (but then again they could both suck)
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Dusky showed decent hands. He should be a hell of a blocker. You know who won't play TE this year. Lindquist. He does not look the part.LoneStarDawg said:Dissly could turn into a solid TE, he blocked the shit out of Mathis (but then again they could both suck)
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String is gonna be a bad ass at defensive tackle. Gaines, Qualls, Vea, and String will be absolutely nasty up front.
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Kill yourself if you went to this.
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I saw this on replay. Was this from today? I flipped it on and there were a couple field goal kicks badly missed and that was that. There looked to be a good 15-20 parents in the stands. I watched the Mariners instead
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I got you Sven.phineas said:I saw this on replay. Was this from today? I flipped it on and there were a couple field goal kicks badly missed and that was that. There looked to be a good 15-20 parents in the stands. I watched the Mariners instead
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I couldn't figure out the most flag worthy part of that post.allpurpleallgold said:
I got you Sven.phineas said:I saw this on replay. Was this from today? I flipped it on and there were a couple field goal kicks badly missed and that was that. There looked to be a good 15-20 parents in the stands. I watched the Mariners instead
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Peterman said they were thin on the O-line. You mean *our* line looked small as fuck? I haven't been to a spring game in years. I am expecting the "team is young" articles to start any time now, as usual.haie said:I noticed that the offensive players are small as fuck and that I happened to be sitting behind what looked like PeSalm's family (they were all wearing custom wooching husky t shirts). I would have offered good coin to the older guy for his if it wasn't XXL and drenched in Hawaiian sweat.
McGrew was hanging out in back trying not to be noticed by anyone, so I stared at him awkwardly until noticed me and that I was sure it was him, via his distinct Irish/Colombian features. -
I got to watch my daWgs clinch the Offseason Natty in person and then watch my Blazers avoid the sweep.allpurpleallgold said:Kill yourself if you went to this.
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Up voted for the hot NBA talk.haie said:
I got to watch my daWgs clinch the Offseason Natty in person and then watch my Blazers avoid the sweep.allpurpleallgold said:Kill yourself if you went to this.
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Mariners world series Champs 2016
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The starting o line looks okay but there doesn't appear to be much depth.ApostleofGrief said:
Peterman said they were thin on the O-line. You mean *our* line looked small as fuck? I haven't been to a spring game in years. I am expecting the "team is young" articles to start any time now, as usual.haie said:I noticed that the offensive players are small as fuck and that I happened to be sitting behind what looked like PeSalm's family (they were all wearing custom wooching husky t shirts). I would have offered good coin to the older guy for his if it wasn't XXL and drenched in Hawaiian sweat.
McGrew was hanging out in back trying not to be noticed by anyone, so I stared at him awkwardly until noticed me and that I was sure it was him, via his distinct Irish/Colombian features.
Most skill players are small and look like they go down too easily because of that. Not surprising that the defense owned them all day.
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phineas said:
I saw this on replay. Was this from today? I flipped it on and there were a couple field goal kicks badly missed and that was that. There looked to be a good 15-20 parents in the stands. I
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Maybe @DerekJohnson could add a "CHRIST" flag?TierbsHsotBoobs said:
I couldn't figure out the most flag worthy part of that post.allpurpleallgold said:
I got you Sven.phineas said:I saw this on replay. Was this from today? I flipped it on and there were a couple field goal kicks badly missed and that was that. There looked to be a good 15-20 parents in the stands. I watched the Mariners instead
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Did you do this at home or at a grocery store? If you were at the grocery store, I hope you put the fruit back on the shelf.Swaye said:phineas said:I saw this on replay. Was this from today? I flipped it on and there were a couple field goal kicks badly missed and that was that. There looked to be a good 15-20 parents in the stands. I
watched the Mariners insteadstuck random fruit in my own ass instead