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  • dncdnc Member Posts: 56,688

    When does the next round of Crazy Larry ads roll out?

    Just recycle the old ones. Sustainability in advertising. Use the money we save to put recycle bins in the gender neutral bathrooms
  • Fire_Marshall_BillFire_Marshall_Bill Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 23,761 Founders Club
    Tequilla said:

    Way easier to blame the fans instead of looking in the mirror at the leadership at both the institution and conference level

    I love how Jen basically told the long time fans to get over it in her interview with Kimmy. Yes I listened to some of it. Great way to treat your loyal customers.
  • doogsinparadisedoogsinparadise Member Posts: 9,320

    Tequilla said:

    Way easier to blame the fans instead of looking in the mirror at the leadership at both the institution and conference level

    I love how Jen basically told the long time fans to get over it in her interview with Kimmy. Yes I listened to some of it. Great way to treat your loyal customers.
    That's been a doog mantra since Gilby took over.

    Rick was held to the old standard. Then every coach since can't be expected to win because of serious fucking Arizona and shit
    More or less, though I think Sark with a RB would have been allowed more than a few 6-6 seasons before feeling the heat. It may have been the old standard, but the standard was pretty mushy by that point. The rot goes right to the Hedges hiring.
  • H_DH_D Member Posts: 6,098

    Tequilla said:

    Way easier to blame the fans instead of looking in the mirror at the leadership at both the institution and conference level

    I love how Jen basically told the long time fans to get over it in her interview with Kimmy. Yes I listened to some of it. Great way to treat your loyal customers.
    That's been a doog mantra since Gilby took over.

    Rick was held to the old standard. Then every coach since can't be expected to win because of serious fucking Arizona and shit
    Husky Football is dead and buried forever under the manboobs of its former coach.
    If we* are going to bash moobs, I am fucking out!
  • Fire_Marshall_BillFire_Marshall_Bill Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 23,761 Founders Club
    edited April 2016
    I didn't really explain it right. She was referring to all the new fangled stadium bullshit, start times, the cost (vs. just buying tickets on Stubhub for $15 or 20 for half the games), the lame Rutgers, Illinois, and Eastern schedules, the Mariner-style marketing faggotry, The Zone etc. She also made excuses or called for patience in regard to the performance but gave the usual vague reassurance that things are getting better, which we've all heard for over 10 years now.
  • TequillaTequilla Member Posts: 19,837

    Tequilla said:

    Way easier to blame the fans instead of looking in the mirror at the leadership at both the institution and conference level

    I love how Jen basically told the long time fans to get over it in her interview with Kimmy. Yes I listened to some of it. Great way to treat your loyal customers.
    I may need to listen to this interview
  • CuntWaffleCuntWaffle Member Posts: 22,499
    You know why you were flagged
  • sarktasticsarktastic Member Posts: 9,208

    I didn't really explain it right. She was referring to all the new fangled stadium bullshit, start times, the cost (vs. just buying tickets on Stubhub for $15 or 20 for half the games), the lame Rutgers, Illinois, and Eastern schedules, the Mariner-style marketing faggotry, The Zone etc. She also made excuses or called for patience in regard to the performance but gave the usual vague reassurance that things are getting better, which we've all heard for over 10 years now.

    Excuse me... Ms. Cohen?... I have a question I'd like to ask?... Thank you. My question is... simply... Alabama?
  • EsophagealFecesEsophagealFeces Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 12,030 Swaye's Wigwam

    When does the next round of Crazy Larry ads roll out?

    Just recycle the old ones. Sustainability in advertising. Use the money we save to put solar panels on top of the stadium overhangs
    Great idea, but there's no way that Seattle solar power can generate enough electricity to run those 81 quintrillion candlepower advertisement boards.
  • sarktasticsarktastic Member Posts: 9,208
    Solar power is an oxy mora
  • CheersWestDawgCheersWestDawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 2,478 Swaye's Wigwam

    the cost (vs. just buying tickets on Stubhub for $15 or 20 for half the games)

    If you're paying $15 or $20 for half the games, you're spending $15 to $20 too much on half the games.

    I know a guy (*COUGH, COUGH*) who didn't spend a penny on UW football but still went to all the home games last year. And yes Boobs, I STILL paid too much. Christ, my employer has season tickets and can't give them away. I've been offered 4,5, sometimes 6 tickets by as many people 4 days before a home game.

    Fat Tits is just another piece of the piece of shit AD that's been running that joint for 15 years.

    Fuck em.
  • TierbsHsotBoobsTierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680

    the cost (vs. just buying tickets on Stubhub for $15 or 20 for half the games)

    If you're paying $15 or $20 for half the games, you're spending $15 to $20 too much on half the games.

    I know a guy (*COUGH, COUGH*) who didn't spend a penny on UW football but still went to all the home games last year. And yes Boobs, I STILL paid too much. Christ, my employer has season tickets and can't give them away. I've been offered 4,5, sometimes 6 tickets by as many people 4 days before a home game.

    Fat Tits is just another piece of the piece of shit AD that's been running that joint for 15 years.

    Fuck em.
    Chincredibled for taking responsibility.
  • PostGameOrangeSlicesPostGameOrangeSlices Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 25,955 Swaye's Wigwam

    When does the next round of Crazy Larry ads roll out?

    Just recycle the old ones. Sustainability in advertising. Use the money we save to put solar panels on top of the stadium overhangs
    Great idea, but there's no way that Seattle solar power can generate enough electricity to run those 81 quintrillion candlepower advertisement boards.
    It's not about practicality. It's about the illusion of doing something that looks useful and eco-friendly, but is actually fucking useless.
  • CaptainPJCaptainPJ Member Posts: 2,986

    CaptainPJ said:

    "Thinking and focusing" on how to fill more seats in Husky Stadium.

    Bobble heads, gay bobble heads? Pea patch appreciation night?

    Shoot me now.

    Even better, it is at "crisis level," because "all of our sports are dependent on stadium attendance."

    Fuck.you.liberals.

    You make a fucking mess of things, bleed the golden goose almost to death, have ZERO foresight about the consequences of your fucking socially driven actions, and when it doesn't magically work out - you pretend a new, unique problem has emerged that you are "challenged to solve."

    Time to bleed what is left of the goose.

    Fuck Seattle, fuck Millenials, fuck hipsters, fuck bike lanes, and fuck you if you disagree with mixing of metaphors.

    Drunk fucking rant end


    Don't blame millenials for your generation fucking everything up
    I don't.

    How could I blame anything on a bunch of worthless sacks of shit that produce nothing?

    Herein, ends the lesson.
  • ApostleofGriefApostleofGrief Member Posts: 3,904
    “Our gate is not where it needs to be in football,” Cohen said. “Our ability to fill this stadium is the single-most important thing we can do for all of our programs to be successful. So that is my job, 24/7, is to be thinking about that, focusing on that, and certainly if we could improve that situation over the course of the next couple years, our financial outlook will look different than it looks today.”

    a good strategy... more polynesian players on the defensive interior are needed. More annoying advertisements on the jumbotron. More lackluster non-conference games. More ugly uniforms and shiny helmets. More $5 cups of fucking coffee. More losses to Oregon. Turn up the volume even more on the jumbotron to drown out the band. Make sure not to reply close calls so as not to rile up the fans too much.
  • SwayeSwaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,405 Founders Club
    edited April 2016
    I'd buy season tickets if they told me they planned to murder everyone involved with the creation of The Zone at the 50 yard line for halftime entertainment.
  • TierbsHsotBoobsTierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680
    Swaye said:

    I'd buy season tickets if they told me they planned to murder everyone involved with the creation of The Zone at the 50 yard line for halftime entertainment.

    Me too.
  • PostGameOrangeSlicesPostGameOrangeSlices Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 25,955 Swaye's Wigwam
    CaptainPJ said:

    CaptainPJ said:

    "Thinking and focusing" on how to fill more seats in Husky Stadium.

    Bobble heads, gay bobble heads? Pea patch appreciation night?

    Shoot me now.

    Even better, it is at "crisis level," because "all of our sports are dependent on stadium attendance."

    Fuck.you.liberals.

    You make a fucking mess of things, bleed the golden goose almost to death, have ZERO foresight about the consequences of your fucking socially driven actions, and when it doesn't magically work out - you pretend a new, unique problem has emerged that you are "challenged to solve."

    Time to bleed what is left of the goose.

    Fuck Seattle, fuck Millenials, fuck hipsters, fuck bike lanes, and fuck you if you disagree with mixing of metaphors.

    Drunk fucking rant end


    Don't blame millenials for your generation fucking everything up
    I don't.

    How could I blame anything on a bunch of worthless sacks of shit that produce nothing?

    Herein, ends the lesson.

    Lipo
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