What would Macklemore's hypothetical(?) spring game rider look like

GrundleStiltzkin

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section_332

Macklemore would just need privacy for him and Ryan Lewis

H_D

He'd demand to be able to MC the crossbar hitting contest and to present the trophy to the wiener dog race winner.

HuskyJW

He eats like a 5 year old

TierbsHsotBoobs

PostGameOrangeSlices

did they consult with Kim on the best red wide? A cab that tastes like merlot sounds perfect for Luda and his squad

PurpleThrobber

section_332 said:

Macklemore would just need privacy for him and Ryan Lewis

In defense of Ryan Lewis - his girlfriend has a spectacular rack.

GrundleStiltzkin

*beard

PurpleThrobber

GrundleStiltzkin said:

*beard

Fair enough.

In defense of Ryan Lewis - his beard* has a spectacular rack.

RaceBannon

And an ugly face

PurpleThrobber

RaceBannon said:

And an ugly face

Ellen Barkin looks like a horse kicked her, but I'd motorboat her too.

RaceBannon

PurpleThrobber said:

RaceBannon said:

And an ugly face

Ellen Barkin looks like a horse kicked her, but I'd motorboat her too.

Pretty sure you'd fuck anything that fogged a mirror. Or didn't

PurpleThrobber

RaceBannon said:

PurpleThrobber said:

RaceBannon said:

And an ugly face

Ellen Barkin looks like a horse kicked her, but I'd motorboat her too.

Pretty sure you'd fuck anything that fogged a mirror. Or didn't

Now why you gotta go dogging out Betty White?

Hurtful.

Southerndawg

PurpleThrobber said:

section_332 said:

Macklemore would just need privacy for him and Ryan Lewis

In defense of Ryan Lewis - his girlfriend has a spectacular rack.

She does, but Elton John says hi! to that ruse

PostGameOrangeSlices

RaceBannon said:

And an ugly face

ugly is a stretch

she is attractive

Doogles

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

RaceBannon said:

And an ugly face

ugly is a stretch

she is attractive

Agree. She is pretty much in that perfect zone of great body, attractive, but not so over the top model hot that she is nothing more than a vacuous self-absorbed cunt.

TierbsHsotBoobs

PurpleThrobber said:

section_332 said:

Macklemore would just need privacy for him and Ryan Lewis

In defense of Ryan Lewis - his girlfriend has a spectacular rack.

Craves it, yes, craves it, craves it.

PurpleJ

Andre Nickatina wanted a liter of Henny and a 5 course fried chicken meal, among other retarded demands, when we booked him. We gifted him an 8 ball of coke and an ounce of sticky just to be sure. He showed up an hour and a half late because he was at the mall "buyin gear".

H_D

PurpleThrobber said:

section_332 said:

Macklemore would just need privacy for him and Ryan Lewis

In defense of Ryan Lewis - his girlfriend has a spectacular rack.

Well as long as she is a really big Dawg fan sounds like she could be a front runner for AD.