Announcement from Vanilla

DerekJohnson

Maintenance Details
Starting at 11AM Pacific Time on May 14th, Vanilla's hosting environment will be in a maintenance window for 6 hours. During this time, all nodes in the environment will be rebooted at least once and as a result there will be some instance downtime which will impact customer forums. We expect the actual outage period to last for approximately 45 minutes.

We expect this upgrade to solve some long standing pain points for us and improve our ability to provide consistently high uptime for our customers, so we are excited to move ahead.

GrundleStiltzkin

DerekJohnson

GrundleStiltzkin said:

Hardcore Husky will have a suicide hotline available on that day for emergencies. Sven has agreed to man the phones instead of donating $20.

Swaye

I wonder if I can spend six straight hours on Pornhub?

GrundleStiltzkin

Lesbian hours>>>Straight hours

PurpleJ

45/60 min = .75 hrs
24 hrs/day *365.25 days/yr = 8766 hours/yr
(.75 hrs/8766) *100 = 0.00855578370979% of the year lost to server down time
$100 yearly donation * percentage of year lost to server down time = refund owed
100 * .0000855578370979 = $0.00855

Please to be refunding my 0.855 cents.

DerekJohnson

PurpleJ said:

45/60 min = .75 hrs
24 hrs/day *365.25 days/yr = 8766 hours/yr
(.75 hrs/8766) *100 = 0.00855578370979% of the year lost to server down time
$100 yearly donation * percentage of year lost to server down time = refund owed
100 * .0000855578370979 = $0.00855

Please to be refunding my 0.855 cents.

How much of a refund will I owe Sven on his $7.11?

PurpleJ

DerekJohnson said:

PurpleJ said:

45/60 min = .75 hrs
24 hrs/day *365.25 days/yr = 8766 hours/yr
(.75 hrs/8766) *100 = 0.00855578370979% of the year lost to server down time
$100 yearly donation * percentage of year lost to server down time = refund owed
100 * .0000855578370979 = $0.00855

Please to be refunding my 0.855 cents.

How much of a refund will I owe Sven on his $7.11?

I'd charge him 2 cents a poast retroactively.

RaceBannon

Revenge of the nodes in here

BennyBeaver

DerekJohnson said:

Maintenance Details
Starting at 11AM Pacific Time on May 14th, Vanilla's hosting environment will be in a maintenance window for 6 hours. During this time, all nodes in the environment will be rebooted at least once and as a result there will be some instance downtime which will impact customer forums. We expect the actual outage period to last for approximately 45 minutes.

We expect this upgrade to solve some long standing pain points for us and improve our ability to provide consistently high uptime for our customers, so we are excited to move ahead.

Speak English motherfucker.

GrundleStiltzkin

RaceBannon said:

Revenge of the nodes in here

That's coreny.

HuskyJW

CokeGreaterThanPepsi

I would like to announce that on May 14th at 11am I will retire from this bored for 45 minutes or so.

Thank you for your thoughts and prayers during this difficult time.

section_332

Someone start doogitup.com for that day

ThomasFremont

CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:

I would like to announce that on May 14th at 11am I will retire from this bored for 45 minutes or so.

Thank you for your thoughts and prayers during this difficult time.

Sounds like a good time to poast a lot of citrus over at HTBMC's new site.

HuskyJW

I'm going to post a Lemon Party at 10:59am and then come back later in the day.

Or someone should post over at Dawgman that the Athletic Department finally succeeded and Derek was totally shut down.

Tequilla

CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:

I would like to announce that on May 14th at 11am I will retire from this bored for 45 minutes or so.

Thank you for your thoughts and prayers during this difficult time.

I'm sure I'll be on the golf course being old, rich, and white ...

Don't lie, you'll be at Joey U Village eating a plate of nachos.

H_D

DerekJohnson said:

Maintenance Details
Starting at 11AM Pacific Time on May 14th, Vanilla's hosting environment will be in a maintenance window for 6 hours. During this time, all nodes in the environment will be rebooted at least once and as a result there will be some instance downtime which will impact customer forums. We expect the actual outage period to last for approximately 45 minutes.

We expect this upgrade to solve some long standing pain points for us and improve our ability to provide consistently high uptime for our customers finally allow the use of sigs, so we are excited to move ahead.

FIFY

CaptainPJ

It appears Vanilla has realized this bored is shit, and your a bunch of fags.

Pity.

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

It turns out spilling my big gulp sized nacho cheese sauce on their servers last week was a bigger deal than I though.

BennyBeaver

*thought