I can't believe anyone here buys season tickets. Are you people fucking retarded? That's like paying your wife to fuck your best friend in front of you 6-7 times a year. Cuckold city round here.
I can't believe anyone here buys season tickets. Are you people fucking retarded? That's like paying your wife to fuck your best friend in front of you 6-7 times a year. Cuckold city round here.
I can't believe anyone here buys season tickets. Are you people fucking retarded? That's like paying your wife to fuck your best friend in front of you 6-7 times a year. Cuckold city round here.
is this from experience?
I paid $120 a year and sat in the best seats in the house when I had season tickets. We kept it close with LSU and met a lot of classy Nebraska fans when they invaded our stadium for a neutral site contest.
I also attended the Holiday Bowl, got kicked out in the 1st quarter, scalped a ticket in the 2nd quarter, and kept it classy as those bumpkins stared blankly in disbelief after the game. Just kidding. I called them all fags. Bought an unofficial t-shirt after the game that had the wrong date printed on it. It shrunk and turned into an undershirt.
I can't believe anyone here buys season tickets. Are you people fucking retarded? That's like paying your wife to fuck your best friend in front of you 6-7 times a year. Cuckold city round here.
is this from experience?
I paid $120 a year and sat in the best seats in the house when I had season tickets. We kept it close with LSU and met a lot of classy Nebraska fans when they invaded our stadium for a neutral site contest.
I also attended the Holiday Bowl, got kicked out in the 1st quarter, scalped a ticket in the 2nd quarter, and kept it classy as those bumpkins stared blankly in disbelief after the game. Just kidding. I called them all fags. Bought an unofficial t-shirt after the game that had the wrong date printed on it. It shrunk and turned into an undershirt.
Kicked out for what J? I had to clear a few "tuff" guys out my section over the years. If you had 2 black eyes and a crushed larynx that would have been puppy. You likely bought zone tix and snuck into student section to feel what its like to be a student. You'd spend saturdays in the fall creepily staring at co-eds, wondering why that loud horn kept interrupting your mission. Your understanding of the program, the game points to that.
Then the ride back to the valley on a metro, your bicycle strapped to the front for your trek back to the projects on east hill. A warm apartment, the smell of must and mold awaiting, an athletic leap over the back of the couch, shoes off, a box of 2-ply tissues, a quick flip of the phone then a full night of jerking to the new gallery addition saved "uw vs usc 11-7--'15"
I also attended the Holiday Bowl, got kicked out in the 1st quarter, scalped a ticket in the 2nd quarter, and kept it classy as those bumpkins stared blankly in disbelief after the game. Just kidding. I called them all fags. Bought an unofficial t-shirt after the game that had the wrong date printed on it. It shrunk and turned into an undershirt.
Cotton J. Should have went up a size and bought a medium in the first place.
I can't believe anyone here buys season tickets. Are you people fucking retarded? That's like paying your wife to fuck your best friend in front of you 6-7 times a year. Cuckold city round here.
is this from experience?
I paid $120 a year and sat in the best seats in the house when I had season tickets. We kept it close with LSU and met a lot of classy Nebraska fans when they invaded our stadium for a neutral site contest.
I also attended the Holiday Bowl, got kicked out in the 1st quarter, scalped a ticket in the 2nd quarter, and kept it classy as those bumpkins stared blankly in disbelief after the game. Just kidding. I called them all fags. Bought an unofficial t-shirt after the game that had the wrong date printed on it. It shrunk and turned into an undershirt.
Kicked out for what J? I had to clear a few "tuff" guys out my section over the years. If you had 2 black eyes and a crushed larynx that would have been puppy. You likely bought zone tix and snuck into student section to feel what its like to be a student. You'd spend saturdays in the fall creepily staring at co-eds, wondering why that loud horn kept interrupting your mission. Your understanding of the program, the game points to that.
Then the ride back to the valley on a metro, your bicycle strapped to the front for your trek back to the projects on east hill. A warm apartment, the smell of must and mold awaiting, an athletic leap over the back of the couch, shoes off, a box of 2-ply tissues, a quick flip of the phone then a full night of jerking to the new gallery addition saved "uw vs usc 11-7--'15"
Translation: Puppy likes to call security on the guys yelling at the coach from the stands.
Nobody, and I mean NOBODY talks bad about Sark while Pumpy is around.
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My Doog dad re-upped his lower bowl 45 yard line seats and wants to pass them on to me in a few years.
I don't want to break his heart, but unless a commitment to winning is firmly in place I don't think I can justify that type of cost.
It's much cheaper to drive back to Sacramento than fly to Seattle to watch Sac St. play.
Then the ride back to the valley on a metro, your bicycle strapped to the front for your trek back to the projects on east hill. A warm apartment, the smell of must and mold awaiting, an athletic leap over the back of the couch, shoes off, a box of 2-ply tissues, a quick flip of the phone then a full night of jerking to the new gallery addition saved "uw vs usc 11-7--'15"
#Schmedium
Long may the obsession with my balls continue.
Nobody, and I mean NOBODY talks bad about Sark while Pumpy is around.