Just Doesn't Pay to be a Kewg

creepycoug

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LOL. I mean, if you're winning and have a high arrest rate, then so be it. But Jiminy Christmas, what the fuck are Kansas, Oregon State and, for Pete's sake WSU brining home the title, doing on this list? Colorado in the middle of the pack?

The message from each AD to the HC of each such program is clear: arrests are perfectly ok, but you gotta win dipshit.

Shocked SC didn't make the list and Michigan did. I suppose the general view of the world would have that reversed.

And where da fuck are my Canes? Florida and Florida State on the list, and my fucking faggot choir boys in Coral Gables are graduating and staying out of trouble. Great. Just fucking great.

doogsinparadise

Your* smart, I'm sure you can figure out what Lawrence, Pullman, and Corvallis have in common.

MisterEm

Prepare for @salemcoog's passive aggressive retort, below.

PurpleJ

doogsinparadise said:

Your* smart, I'm sure you can figure out what Lawrence, Pullman, and Corvallis have in common.

Strongholds of traditional American values?

doogsinparadise

PurpleJ said:

doogsinparadise said:

Your* smart, I'm sure you can figure out what Lawrence, Pullman, and Corvallis have in common.

Strongholds of traditional American values?

Sure, if those values include getting fucked up and cruising around in your car looking for some action.

PurpleJ

doogsinparadise said:

PurpleJ said:

doogsinparadise said:

Your* smart, I'm sure you can figure out what Lawrence, Pullman, and Corvallis have in common.

Strongholds of traditional American values?

Sure, if those values include getting fucked up and cruising around in your car looking for some action.

I guess we don't live in the same America.

doogsinparadise

Hey I didn't say they were negative values.

PurpleJ

doogsinparadise said:

Hey I didn't say they were negative values.

As long as your values don't include playing baseball like a faggot you're okay.

DeepSeaZ

PurpleJ said:

doogsinparadise said:

Your* smart, I'm sure you can figure out what Lawrence, Pullman, and Corvallis have in common.

Strongholds of traditional American values?

Waffle House?

PurpleJ

DeepSeaZ said:

PurpleJ said:

doogsinparadise said:

Your* smart, I'm sure you can figure out what Lawrence, Pullman, and Corvallis have in common.

Strongholds of traditional American values?

Blue Cunt Waffle House?

creepycoug

Well that went off the rails quickly.

Yeah, the small town thing plays a part. Then again, I don't think Gainsville, Tally, Boulder, Columbus and several other places pass the "podunk town with nothing else to do" test. It's convenient, and explains some, but not all of it. Eugene is in that category and they were last on the list. There was a time when Washington would have cracked the top 5, and in 2000, might have won it outright.

When Meyer had things going at Florida, they were as bad as any I'd seen since the mid 90s Huskers and the mid 80s Sooners, the latter of which I still think are the gold standard for programs that should scare you away from letter your daughter attend.

PurpleJ

You're supposed to make sure the cops understand that the same people pay both of your salaries.

doogsinparadise

creepycoug said:

Well that went off the rails quickly.

Yeah, the small town thing plays a part. Then again, I don't think Gainsville, Tally, Boulder, Columbus and several other places pass the "podunk town with nothing else to do" test. It's convenient, and explains some, but not all of it. Eugene is in that category and they were last on the list. There was a time when Washington would have cracked the top 5, and in 2000, might have won it outright.

When Meyer had things going at Florida, they were as bad as any I'd seen since the mid 90s Huskers and the mid 80s Sooners, the latter of which I still think are the gold standard for programs that should scare you away from letter your daughter attend.

The small town indicator only works for shitty programs. I would expect Oregon's crime rate to rise if the team reverts to 7-5. Colorado may rise on the list over the next half decade.

Kaepsknee

PurpleJ said:

doogsinparadise said:

Hey I didn't say they were negative values.

As long as your values don't include playing baseball Divegrass like a faggot you're okay.

Kaepsknee

MisterEm said:

Prepare for @salemcoog's passive aggressive retort, below.

Free pub?

And Returning to relevance has its costs.

MisterEm

salemcoog said:

MisterEm said:

Prepare for @salemcoog's passive aggressive retort, below.

Free pub?

And Returning to relevance has its costs.

First point. True.

Second point. The cuog said it on a dawgbored, not I.

PostGameOrangeSlices

salemcoog said:

MisterEm said:

Prepare for @salemcoog's passive aggressive retort, below.

Free pub?

And Returning to relevance has its costs.

returning?

RaceBannon

Relevance?

Kaepsknee

Don't make me bust out the D word.

MisterEm

salemcoog said:

Don't make me bust out the D word.

rodmansrage

doogsinparadise said:

Your* smart, I'm sure you can figure out what Lawrence, Pullman, and Corvallis have in common.

all the cops in those towns hate black people more than cops in the south/cities?