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Compare political candidates to college football coaches

PurpleJPurpleJ Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 36,382
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Trump - Mike Leach (sound bite a minute type, locks muslims in shed, fucktarded fans, never won anything of note, is actually a decent administrative type but his air raid offense is one-dimensional)

Bernie - Sark (will say anything to make you love him, all sizzle, no steak, perverted sexual fantasies, promotes laziness)
Hillary - Helfrich (does less with more, will ruin a dynasty, never wins the big one)

Kaisch - Mike Riley (does more with less, not flashy, bidness like atmosphere, still a loser)

Cruz - Jim Harbaugh (tuff and gets results, probably a sociopath like Jim, could turn things around, but we won't be national champs if he does)

Rubio - (whoever is currently coaching Vantucky, is a loser who gets his shit pushed in by tuff SEC bullies each year, limp wrist latino rent boys don't play football anyways so this is irrelevant)

Jeb - Mike Stoops (enough said on that)

Florina - Barbara Hedges

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  • dncdnc Member Posts: 56,614
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    Ben Carson is Ty Willingham
  • MuttzenMuttzen Member Posts: 1,015
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    Hill Clinton - sark, best candidate in the country , gets by on name recognition, people want her because of her association with a previous dynasty, will say anything to win over recruits. Also getting indicted.
  • Dennis_DeYoungDennis_DeYoung Member Posts: 14,754
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    Muttzen said:

    Hill Clinton - sark, best candidate in the country , gets by on name recognition, people want her because of her association with a previous dynasty, will say anything to win over recruits. Also getting indicted.

    Fucking one note bullshit. If you are going to poast, at least say something funny.

    CHRIST.
  • PurpleJPurpleJ Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 36,382
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    Changing Cruz from Harbaugh to Mora. Harbaugh lite.
  • MuttzenMuttzen Member Posts: 1,015
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    Rubio - peterman, one is a robot , the other is a piece of cardboard, neither has sent a thank you card to dj

    Carson - David shaw , well spoken, (nrc)
  • dncdnc Member Posts: 56,614
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    Muttzen said:

    Rubio - peterman, one is a robot , the other is a piece of cardboard, neither has sent a thank you card to dj

    Carson - David shaw , well spoken, (nrc)

    If you can't see Carson is Willingham because he a) does things the right way and b) really doesn't want to be here I can't help you.
  • Dennis_DeYoungDennis_DeYoung Member Posts: 14,754
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    dnc said:

    Muttzen said:

    Rubio - peterman, one is a robot , the other is a piece of cardboard, neither has sent a thank you card to dj

    Carson - David shaw , well spoken, (nrc)

    If you can't see Carson is Willingham because he a) does things the right way and b) really doesn't want to be here I can't help you.
    Carson is Embree. He was cluelessly plucked from obscurity for no reason but that the people in charge wanted a mild-mannered droopy dog black dude to appeal to people.

    Neither Embree or Carson are particularly agentic.

    Willingham was a self-promoting fuckwad who used some minor accomplishments in arbitrage and privileged circumstance to feed his massive ego, then unraveled himself when his self-myth-believing was pit against the real world.

    Willingham's narrative fits about 90% of politicians, tbh.
  • NEsnake12NEsnake12 Member Posts: 3,789
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    Jeb! is 100% Mike Stoops. Tried and failed to do his own thing (coach at Arizona), but that failed and now he's back in his big brother Bob's shadow.
  • allpurpleallgoldallpurpleallgold Member Posts: 8,771
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    Bernie is Chip Kelly. Both come from small north eastern states. Brilliant on one specific issue. Bernie is pretending to be a democrat like how Oregon pretended to be a national powerhouse. Lots of sexy highlights and stats. The haters are almost always way off base in their criticism but it'll seem like they were right because ultimately not good enough to win a championship.
  • Dennis_DeYoungDennis_DeYoung Member Posts: 14,754
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    Bernie is Chip Kelly. Both come from small north eastern states. Brilliant on one specific issue. Bernie is pretending to be a democrat like how Oregon pretended to be a national powerhouse. Lots of sexy highlights and stats. The haters are almost always way off base in their criticism but it'll seem like they were right because ultimately not good enough to win a championship.

    You forgot gay.
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