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SwayeSwaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,062
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So I am sitting in the Orkin truck at the local 7-11, mailing it in as per usual. Decide to hop onto HH to see if someone snuck tits by the @DerekJohnson sentry system, or to find out Babushka was killed by falling commercial aircraft parts. Instead, I get some weird peyote trip @Dennis_DeYoung shit going on. Well, I jerked off anyway, but this was a real fucking let down.

Cops just showed up at 7-11 and are screaming something about putting on pants....blah blah blah...guess I have to go.
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    Ice_HolmvikIce_Holmvik Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 2,909
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    Swaye said:

    So I am sitting in the Porkin truck at the local 7-11, mailing it in as per usual. Decide to hop onto HH to see if someone snuck tits by the @DerekJohnson sentry system, or to find out Babushka was killed by falling commercial aircraft parts. Instead, I get some weird peyote trip @Dennis_DeYoung shit going on. Well, I jerked off anyway, but this was a real fucking let down.

    Cops just showed up at 7-11 and are screaming something about putting on pants....blah blah blah...guess I have to go.

    Never disappointed by Swaye!!!
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    PassionPassion Member Posts: 4,622
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    Swaye said:

    So I am sitting in the Orkin truck at the local 7-11, mailing it in as per usual. Decide to hop onto HH to see if someone snuck tits by the @DerekJohnson sentry system, or to find out Babushka was killed by falling commercial aircraft parts. Instead, I get some weird peyote trip @Dennis_DeYoung shit going on. Well, I jerked off anyway, but this was a real fucking let down.

    Cops just showed up at 7-11 and are screaming something about putting on pants....blah blah blah...guess I have to go.

    Mods? Is this the right bored for this kind of thing?!
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    creepycougcreepycoug Member Posts: 22,741
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    Swaye said:

    So I am sitting in the Orkin truck at the local 7-11, mailing it in as per usual. Decide to hop onto HH to see if someone snuck tits by the @DerekJohnson sentry system, or to find out Babushka was killed by falling commercial aircraft parts. Instead, I get some weird peyote trip @Dennis_DeYoung shit going on. Well, I jerked off anyway, but this was a real fucking let down.

    Cops just showed up at 7-11 and are screaming something about putting on pants....blah blah blah...guess I have to go.

    I love you man.
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    H_DH_D Member Posts: 6,098
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    PurpleJ said:

    dflea said:



    Swaye said:

    So I am sitting in the Porkin truck at the local 7-11, mailing it in as per usual. Decide to hop onto HH to see if someone snuck tits by the @DerekJohnson sentry system, or to find out Babushka was killed by falling commercial aircraft parts. Instead, I get some weird peyote trip @Dennis_DeYoung shit going on. Well, I jerked off anyway, but this was a real fucking let down.

    Cops just showed up at 7-11 and are screaming something about putting on pants....blah blah blah...guess I have to go.

    Never disappointed by Swaye!!!
    Like I've been saying - best poaster on HH. And it isnt close.



    A quick "fuck you" to anyone who disagrees.

    Having a best poaster might hurt the feelings of other poasters who work hard to help the site succeed. Maybe we're all equally best and deserving of a blowjob and a ham sandwich.
    Careful with that sandwich talk. That shit will get you banned around here.

    No warning. Just gone.
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    puppylove_sugarsteelpuppylove_sugarsteel Member Posts: 9,133
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    Sup Creepy. When are the boosters, all 5 of them , going to demand uni changes? Ive been a fair coug fan since the mid 80's. However I ditched the cougs when they went to dull grey helmets and Moos basically said "these are the new colors, Nike calls the shots and get fucking used to it."

    Rick brought back the bold gold why cant Leach bring back the metallic silver? Can you ask him for me?
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    Fire_Marshall_BillFire_Marshall_Bill Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 22,832
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    PurpleJ said:

    dflea said:



    Swaye said:

    So I am sitting in the Porkin truck at the local 7-11, mailing it in as per usual. Decide to hop onto HH to see if someone snuck tits by the @DerekJohnson sentry system, or to find out Babushka was killed by falling commercial aircraft parts. Instead, I get some weird peyote trip @Dennis_DeYoung shit going on. Well, I jerked off anyway, but this was a real fucking let down.

    Cops just showed up at 7-11 and are screaming something about putting on pants....blah blah blah...guess I have to go.

    Never disappointed by Swaye!!!
    Like I've been saying - best poaster on HH. And it isnt close.



    A quick "fuck you" to anyone who disagrees.

    Having a best poaster might hurt the feelings of other poasters who work hard to help the site succeed. Maybe we're all equally best and deserving of a blowjob and a ham sandwich.
    I won the Race Bannon Worst Poster of 2014 award.

    Quite an honor it was
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    dfleadflea Member Posts: 7,220
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    I'd shit talk Swaye all day long for a blowjob and ham sammich.



    And he'd upvote me for doing it.
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    SwayeSwaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,062
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    dflea said:

    I'd shit talk Swaye all day long for a blowjob and ham sammich.



    And he'd upvote me for doing it.

    HRYK
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    PurpleJPurpleJ Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 36,501
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    If you elect me as president, I'll put a blowjob in every mouth and a ham sandwich on every cock.
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    BennyBeaverBennyBeaver Member Posts: 13,333
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    Sup Creepy. When are the boosters, all 5 of them , going to demand uni changes? Ive been a fair coug fan since the mid 80's. However I ditched the cougs when they went to dull grey helmets and Moos basically said "these are the new colors, Nike calls the shots and get fucking used to it."

    Rick brought back the bold gold tan why cant Leach bring back the metallic silver? Can you ask him for me?

    neuweasal was all about the lavender and tan.
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    puppylove_sugarsteelpuppylove_sugarsteel Member Posts: 9,133
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    TheGlove said:

    Sup Creepy. When are the boosters, all 5 of them , going to demand uni changes? Ive been a fair coug fan since the mid 80's. However I ditched the cougs when they went to dull grey helmets and Moos basically said "these are the new colors, Nike calls the shots and get fucking used to it."

    Rick brought back the bold gold tan why cant Leach bring back the metallic silver? Can you ask him for me?

    neuweasal was all about the lavender and tan.
    And gold helmets and rose bowls. Where they wore purple and gold
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    pawzpawz Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 18,775
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    Passion said:

    Swaye said:

    So I am sitting in the Orkin truck at the local 7-11, mailing it in as per usual. Decide to hop onto HH to see if someone snuck tits by the @DerekJohnson sentry system, or to find out Babushka was killed by falling commercial aircraft parts. Instead, I get some weird peyote trip @Dennis_DeYoung shit going on. Well, I jerked off anyway, but this was a real fucking let down.

    Cops just showed up at 7-11 and are screaming something about putting on pants....blah blah blah...guess I have to go.

    Mods? Is this the right bored for this kind of thing?!
    Okay maybe Passion was rather humorless after all
    Unleashed circa 2004 could have told you that.
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    SwayeSwaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,062
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    7-11 PORKING LOT JERKOFF FREE PUB
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    RaceBannonRaceBannon Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 101,324
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    PurpleJ said:

    If you elect me as president, I'll put a blowjob in every mouth and a ham sandwich on every cock.

    Well
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    SwayeSwaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,062
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    PurpleJ said:

    If you elect me as president, I'll put a blowjob in every mouth and a ham sandwich on every cock.

    Well
    He ded.
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