This morning

DingaLing

This morning I was making a fucking ginormous sacrifice to the porcelain god (this means I was taking a massive shit, actually leaving one). During the peristaltic purge, I was checking out some porn on my iPad. A gay porn site popped up after about 53 visits to midget hetero sites. At that exact moment, I forced myself to look away from the fetching and the battery life icon on my tablet caught my disgusted but strangely aroused eye--81% power remaining.

Whoa.

True story.

TierbsHsotBoobs

Great screen capture as always.

DingaLing

Should have read"felching". FU autocorrect!

MikeDamone

Mods?

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

MikeDamone said:

Mods?

Huh?

MikeDamone

DingaLing said:

Should have read"felching". FU autocorrect!

Why not use the edit feature refuck.

[Deleted User]

Did you take a shower or go to the fridge first?

AZDuck

Jesus Christ who are these faggots

TitusPullo

Gay porn and shit? Sounds legit.

DingaLing

There is a hole lot of whoosh in this thread. Yes I said hole. At least the one who should have gotten it got it.

Ps-- ducks have about as much business calling out faggots as do evangelical ministers from Colorado. As in duks know fags, congrats you got me.

PostGameOrangeSlices

Trying too hard/10

DingaLing

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

Trying too hard/10

Define "hard". I think we agree, but just want to be certain.

AZDuck

I think the word is "pressing"

Tailgater

DingaLing said:

There is a hole lot of whoosh in this thread. Yes I said hole. At least the one who should have gotten it got it.

Ps-- ducks have about as much business calling out faggots as do evangelical ministers from Colorado. As in duks know fags, congrats you got me.

Okay,..... but should you drop your wallet, kick it all the way home.

jmc84

I'd say screenshots or GTFO, but I don't want to see that.

MelloDawg

DingaLing said:

This morning I was making a fucking ginormous sacrifice to the porcelain god (this means I was taking a massive shit, actually leaving one). During the peristaltic purge, I was checking out some porn on my iPad. A gay porn site popped up after about 53 visits to midget hetero sites. At that exact moment, I forced myself to look away from the fetching and the battery life icon on my tablet caught my disgusted but strangely aroused eye--81% power remaining.

Whoa.

True story.

You must be a soccer fan.

jecornel

the end is near