This morning

DingaLing

This morning I was making a fucking ginormous sacrifice to the porcelain god (this means I was taking a massive shit, actually leaving one). During the peristaltic purge, I was checking out some porn on my iPad. A gay porn site popped up after about 53 visits to midget hetero sites. At that exact moment, I forced myself to look away from the fetching and the battery life icon on my tablet caught my disgusted but strangely aroused eye--81% power remaining.

Whoa.

True story.

TierbsHsotBoobs

Great screen capture as always.

DingaLing

Should have read"felching". FU autocorrect!

MikeDamone

Mods?

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

MikeDamone said:

Mods?

Huh?

MikeDamone

DingaLing said:

Should have read"felching". FU autocorrect!

Why not use the edit feature refuck.

[Deleted User]

Did you take a shower or go to the fridge first?

AZDuck

Jesus Christ who are these faggots

TitusPullo

Gay porn and shit? Sounds legit.

DingaLing

There is a hole lot of whoosh in this thread. Yes I said hole. At least the one who should have gotten it got it.

Ps-- ducks have about as much business calling out faggots as do evangelical ministers from Colorado. As in duks know fags, congrats you got me.

PostGameOrangeSlices

Trying too hard/10