Offseason Natty Hype Warning

CokeGreaterThanPepsi

If the schedule is same as last year, expect weight lifting videos next week. Team will be going for PRs and the hype will be cray.

Be ready @GrundleStiltzkin, this is our time, this is our moment!

#WillSampleBlowOutHisRectum

#McGaryWillPowerCleanAHouse

H_D

How many hot dogs will be eaten?

AEB

How much chocolate milk will be drank?

DerekJohnson

Upon how many 18 MPH treadmills will be trodden?

CokeGreaterThanPepsi

I have cleared my schedule for next week and ordered a new pair of sweat pants and a pallet full of cheetos will be delivered on Monday morning.

The excitement is sky high in the @CokeGreaterThanPepsi household.

DawgofThunder

No Mountain Dew?

CokeGreaterThanPepsi

DawgofThunder said:

No Mountain Dew?

Go fuck yourself.

Tequilla

CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:

DawgofThunder said:

No Mountain Dew?

Go fuck yourself.

YVBE

puppylove_sugarsteel

Upon how many noyds will post silly little responses

H_D

puppylove_sugarsteel said:

Upon how many noyds will post silly little responses

The over / under is 5.

LoneStarDawg

where are the hang clean videos? i'm getting blue-sweatpants in anticipation

Swaye

I took the week off to stand by for .gif based updates.

CokeGreaterThanPepsi

Swaye said:

I took the week off to stand by for .gif based updates.

They better be doing this soon. My pallet of Cheetos got here Monday and my new sweatpants still don't have stains on them from "excitement"

GrundleStiltzkin

CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:

Swaye said:

I took the week off to stand by for .gif based updates.

They better be doing this soon. My pallet of Cheetos got here Monday and my new sweatpants still don't have stains on them from "excitement"

We could all bide the time by reading a full Poopsi report on the combine.