Since when do 79-year old obese men die from heart attacks?!
I thought the 2nd Amendment had wrapped his heart in a protective aura. I fucking told it to! Goddamn 2nd Amendment listens about as well as a 5 year old trailer park kid.
There’s crazy and then there’s nonsensical, conspiratorial, out of your head, paranoid with a tinfoil hat on your head, curled in the fetal position in your mom’s basement crazy. The latter would be fearless leader of hardcore husky Derek Johnson.
Obama ordered the CIA to whack Scalia so that he can pack the court (needs moar tim to get his own non-gender-normative individuals in there) in time to overturn the 22nd amendment, and run for a third term.
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There’s crazy and then there’s nonsensical, conspiratorial, out of your head, paranoid with a tinfoil hat on your head, curled in the fetal position in your mom’s basement crazy. The latter would be fearless leader of hardcore husky Derek Johnson.
It is curious that no autoposy was scheduled. Or at least that was as of yesterday. I actually had to work for change today.
DUH