Anyone ever flown on Emirates Air?

Swaye

I have a flight on this airline soon, and am hoping to not get blown up. Anyone ever flown on them?

AZDuck

Maybe you'll get to sit next to Rachel

Swaye

But seriously, will this plane get blown up? If it doesn't, are the stews old hags or hot burka wearing sluts who might maybe put out? Is the food any good? Do they speak durka durka or 'Merican?

These are berning questions I have in advance of my flight on ISIS Air.

doogsinparadise

Yes, to Dubai. Food was fine, you can get alcohol, and the planes are new and maintained.

AZDuck

Emirates is owned by the UAE emirate of Dubai. Rich, secular as fuck Arabs who like to drink Scotch and Russian whores (and Jennifer Aniston) fly Emirates. Supposed to be one of the best business class sections in the world. Upgrayydddee if you can

Swaye

doogsinparadise said:

Yes, to Dubai. Food was fine, you can get alcohol, and the planes are new and maintained.

It's like you know my needs.

2001400ex

Yeah I've been on the Seattle to Dubai flight. 14 hours, but the flight attendants are hot and they'll do anything for you, even rub your little balls. No peyote tho, so bring your own edibles.



Actually it's my best flight experience in coach. They have hundreds of movie if you can't sleep, skip the ballywood shit tho. Check out seatguru.com for the best seats. I preferred the ones in back with only 2 seats, the second row behind the last row with 3 is the best. The bulkhead sucks cause the shitter is there.

doogsinparadise

AZDuck said:

Emirates is owned by the UAE emirate of Dubai. Rich, secular as fuck Arabs who like to drink Scotch and Russian whores (and Jennifer Aniston) fly Emirates. Supposed to be one of the best business class sections in the world. Upgrayydddee if you can

More like closeted religious nutsacks that fly to Paris and Geneva to party and hide from Allah's wrath when the rubber breaks.

PurpleJ

Fly Emirates sponsors a lot of football teams in Europe. THAT kind of football. Have a safe trip!

section8

Yes, business class. Wish the flight was longer to drink more of their JW Blue label, best business class I've flown internationally. Top shelf booze in the lounge pre-flight, bar/lounge on board at the back of biz cabin (A380). Good food, good service.

CokeGreaterThanPepsi

You're safe, terrorists won't mess with Emirates!

AZDuck

CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:

You're safe, terrorists won't mess with Emirates!

They know who signs their paychecks. Qatar Airlines is also really good for this as well

section8

Or try Ethiad if you have $25K laying around. 3 room apartment on some of thier planes http://www.etihad.com/en-us/experience-etihad/flying-reimagined/the-residence/

Baseman

Their frequent flier program - must fly and land safe twice -sucks

whlinder

Which route? I assume Dulles.

Lucky for you they just switch from 777s to A380s to Dulles. In coach on the 777 they put 10 seats across while most airlines have always put 9 seats across in coach on 777s. Great entertainment tries to take your mind off the pain. The A380 is a bit better and flying on an A380 is just fucking cool all around if you've never done it before.

Business class is amazing on Emirates. They're fine. You'll be safe. It's run by British dudes anyway.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tim_Clark_(airline_executive)

AtomicPiss

@Swaye I'm confused. Is Orkin opening up a branch in Dubai?

AtomicPiss

H_D

When you tell people outside 'merica that you are Indian, it means something totally different.

I've flown them before. A much better experience than the average suckhole of Southwest or United.

When the stewardess comes around to take your drink order, don't ask for "Durka Durka" soda. They may get offended.

Swaye

section8 said:

Or try Ethiad if you have $25K laying around. 3 room apartment on some of thier planes http://www.etihad.com/en-us/experience-etihad/flying-reimagined/the-residence/

That flight is worth more than my trailer.

Swaye

DerekJohnson said:

@Swaye I'm confused. Is Orkin opening up a branch in Dubai?

I am flying through Dubai to Singapore, from Dulles. They have bugs the size of a small imported car in Singapore. I'm going to war!

AtomicPiss

Swaye said:

DerekJohnson said:

@Swaye I'm confused. Is Orkin opening up a branch in Dubai?

I am flying through Dubai to Singapore, from Dulles. They have bugs the size of a small imported car in Singapore. I'm going to war!

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