Robot Rubio beep boop beep


Even a fat fucking retard like Chris Christie sees through this fuck boi.
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Yet the establishment, the people who claim to know how to rule, are hoping to use this guy as their vehicle in the general. And they wonder why everyone hates them.
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I'm a Rubio fan and I thought it was highly embarrassing.
Not Rubio's best effort. -
this is becoming a highly embarrassing election for the establishment, on both sides
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Thanks for helping us smear our shitty candidates that won't win. Trump says to tell you thanks.
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I like Rubio. But that whole exchange made him look like my ass.
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Seriously, this is a terrible election on both sides. I wish Hillary wasn't running so the democrat pussies who are afraid of the Clinton machine would have stepped up.
And Republicans are just a mess. Why can't a decent candidate like Kasich stop being a pussy and make some noise.
Rubio isn't terrible but repeating lame talking points doesn't help his cause.
Trump keeps saying stupid shit to get knocked out of the election, but conservatives still back him.
Cruz will create a legal nightmare. And he's a fuckstick to boot. -
Rubio probably cost himself the nomination with that fuckup. He came off looking like Corey Littleton getting a staredown. The GOP establishment will run to either Bush or Cristie now, my guses is Bush.
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With the GOP field the way it is, this could have been an easy win for the dems if they ran a likeable center-left candidate. They are essentially punting on this election and hoping the Republicans fumble the punt, which they may do.2001400ex said:Seriously, this is a terrible election on both sides. I wish Hillary wasn't running so the democrat pussies who are afraid of the Clinton machine would have stepped up.
And Republicans are just a mess. Why can't a decent candidate like Kasich stop being a pussy and make some noise.
Rubio isn't terrible but repeating lame talking points doesn't help his cause.
Trump keeps saying stupid shit to get knocked out of the election, but conservatives still back him.
Cruz will create a legal nightmare. And he's a fuckstick to boot. -
Tallest midget election for surebananasnblondes said:
With the GOP field the way it is, this could have been an easy win for the dems if they ran a likeable center-left candidate. They are essentially punting on this election and hoping the Republicans fumble the punt, which they may do.2001400ex said:Seriously, this is a terrible election on both sides. I wish Hillary wasn't running so the democrat pussies who are afraid of the Clinton machine would have stepped up.
And Republicans are just a mess. Why can't a decent candidate like Kasich stop being a pussy and make some noise.
Rubio isn't terrible but repeating lame talking points doesn't help his cause.
Trump keeps saying stupid shit to get knocked out of the election, but conservatives still back him.
Cruz will create a legal nightmare. And he's a fuckstick to boot. -
I would say right now the Democrats are playing like the Broncos did last night. The QB was gimpy but they won by playing not to lose.bananasnblondes said:
With the GOP field the way it is, this could have been an easy win for the dems if they ran a likeable center-left candidate. They are essentially punting on this election and hoping the Republicans fumble the punt, which they may do.2001400ex said:Seriously, this is a terrible election on both sides. I wish Hillary wasn't running so the democrat pussies who are afraid of the Clinton machine would have stepped up.
And Republicans are just a mess. Why can't a decent candidate like Kasich stop being a pussy and make some noise.
Rubio isn't terrible but repeating lame talking points doesn't help his cause.
Trump keeps saying stupid shit to get knocked out of the election, but conservatives still back him.
Cruz will create a legal nightmare. And he's a fuckstick to boot. -
Trump isn't a midget. Easy win for him. We're gonna make America GREAT again!
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I think you're going to see a huge push from Kasich in the coming weeks
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Best part is, that was Obama's slogan. Trump can't even think of something original.PurpleJ said:Trump isn't a midget. Easy win for him. We're gonna make America GREAT again!
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People LIKE Rubio????
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The thing is if Rubio could stop looking like a retard, he is actually a strong candidate nationally...Cuban American, bilingual, hard right on some issues but moderate on others, likeable guy, REAL blue collar background, etc. He has a lot going for him. But getting bitch slapped by Christie isn't one of them. Fumbling and flip flopping all over immigration isn't one of them. He is fucking it away which leaves the GOP with a bomb thrower (Trump), an unlikeable turd (Cruz), a Bush nobody GAF about, and Kasich, who just can't get any traction. So that's it. Either Trump tones it down a little, Cruz gets likeable, or Rubio quits stepping on his dick. Otherwise, game set match to the Dems.bananasnblondes said:
With the GOP field the way it is, this could have been an easy win for the dems if they ran a likeable center-left candidate. They are essentially punting on this election and hoping the Republicans fumble the punt, which they may do.2001400ex said:Seriously, this is a terrible election on both sides. I wish Hillary wasn't running so the democrat pussies who are afraid of the Clinton machine would have stepped up.
And Republicans are just a mess. Why can't a decent candidate like Kasich stop being a pussy and make some noise.
Rubio isn't terrible but repeating lame talking points doesn't help his cause.
Trump keeps saying stupid shit to get knocked out of the election, but conservatives still back him.
Cruz will create a legal nightmare. And he's a fuckstick to boot. -
Yep, Rubio was our? best hope. Now shit don't look good.Swaye said:
The thing is if Rubio could stop looking like a retard, he is actually a strong candidate nationally...Cuban American, bilingual, hard right on some issues but moderate on others, likeable guy, REAL blue collar background, etc. He has a lot going for him. But getting bitch slapped by Christie isn't one of them. Fumbling and flip flopping all over immigration isn't one of them. He is fucking it away which leaves the GOP with a bomb thrower (Trump), an unlikeable turd (Cruz), a Bush nobody GAF about, and Kasich, who just can't get any traction. So that's it. Either Trump tones it down a little, Cruz gets likeable, or Rubio quits stepping on his dick. Otherwise, game set match to the Dems.bananasnblondes said:
With the GOP field the way it is, this could have been an easy win for the dems if they ran a likeable center-left candidate. They are essentially punting on this election and hoping the Republicans fumble the punt, which they may do.2001400ex said:Seriously, this is a terrible election on both sides. I wish Hillary wasn't running so the democrat pussies who are afraid of the Clinton machine would have stepped up.
And Republicans are just a mess. Why can't a decent candidate like Kasich stop being a pussy and make some noise.
Rubio isn't terrible but repeating lame talking points doesn't help his cause.
Trump keeps saying stupid shit to get knocked out of the election, but conservatives still back him.
Cruz will create a legal nightmare. And he's a fuckstick to boot. -
If the campaign started this July instead of last July we wouldn't hate everyone already. Rubio sounds worse every time I hear him. Kasich performed miracles in DC and Ohio and wants to do it again. How come I never heard of him if he's so great? Christie is an Obama huggin fat piece of shit who was a prosecutor after 9-11 if you haven't heard. Bush's mom really loves him. No one else does.
Cruz is a smarmy Canuck.
Blah blah blah
Trump tries to piss everyone off and keeps steady at around 30% -
Good thing the old white and rich democrats are running a convict and a commie
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Sounds like you are voting for Hillary.RaceBannon said:If the campaign started this July instead of last July we wouldn't hate everyone already. Rubio sounds worse every time I hear him. Kasich performed miracles in DC and Ohio and wants to do it again. How come I never heard of him if he's so great? Christie is an Obama huggin fat piece of shit who was a prosecutor after 9-11 if you haven't heard. Bush's mom really loves him. No one else does.
Cruz is a smarmy Canuck.
Blah blah blah
Trump tries to piss everyone off and keeps steady at around 30% -
Seriously? He's a fucking puppet. Have some respect for yourself.dnc said:I'm a Rubio fan and I thought it was highly embarrassing.
Not Rubio's best effort. -
You don't sound so good, you doing ok?RaceBannon said:If the campaign started this July instead of last July we wouldn't hate everyone already. Rubio sounds worse every time I hear him. Kasich performed miracles in DC and Ohio and wants to do it again. How come I never heard of him if he's so great? Christie is an Obama huggin fat piece of shit who was a prosecutor after 9-11 if you haven't heard. Bush's mom really loves him. No one else does.
Cruz is a smarmy Canuck.
Blah blah blah
Trump tries to piss everyone off and keeps steady at around 30% -
Looks like Rubio is on track to declare another 3rd place victory.
http://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/election-2016/primary-forecast/new-hampshire-republican/ -
They said it couldn't be done!ThomasFremont said:Looks like Rubio is on track to declare another 3rd place victory.
http://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/election-2016/primary-forecast/new-hampshire-republican/ -
SC is the state that will decide it for him. A win there and he's the nominee, a loss and he's doneThomasFremont said:Looks like Rubio is on track to declare another 3rd place victory.
http://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/election-2016/primary-forecast/new-hampshire-republican/
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I don't love anybody in the field. I think Rubio has the best chance of preventing a Hillary, Sanders or Trump presidency. Ergo I like Rubio. Never said I felt good about it. But yeah I like him better than everyone still alive not in that top 3 besides Kasich who just has never gotten any traction.allpurpleallgold said:
Seriously? He's a fucking puppet. Have some respect for yourself.dnc said:I'm a Rubio fan and I thought it was highly embarrassing.
Not Rubio's best effort. -
I wish Kasich would catch fire. He's bright, has some good ideas, delivers Ohio, etc. But there is just nothing there. Nobody responding to him. Instead we have Cruz, who I share a lot of views with, but is completely unelectable. Like me.dnc said:
I don't love anybody in the field. I think Rubio has the best chance of preventing a Hillary, Sanders or Trump presidency. Ergo I like Rubio. Never said I felt good about it. But yeah I like him better than everyone still alive not in that top 3 besides Kasich who just has never gotten any traction.allpurpleallgold said:
Seriously? He's a fucking puppet. Have some respect for yourself.dnc said:I'm a Rubio fan and I thought it was highly embarrassing.
Not Rubio's best effort.
I've said it before. Conservatives are throwing a giant fucking tantrum this cycle with Cruz and Trump. They are pissed. I get it. So am I. But running someone who has a small chance of winning seems dumb. We are punting this election to the Dems. And they are a total shit sandwich this year, ripe for the picking (a criminal and a socialist) and we? will still lose. Idiots. -
Looks like Rubio wins again!!!ThomasFremont said:Looks like Rubio is on track to declare another 3rd place victory.
http://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/election-2016/primary-forecast/new-hampshire-republican/ -
I know Rubio looked like he was shitting his pants there but talking point or not, I absolutely like what he said. The notion that Obubba is just some dumb aww shucks blick president who has completely failed because he doesn't know any better is completely asinine. Obubba is a smart motherfucker.
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Kasich doesn't get the base, nor is he part of the establishment. His only supporters are Reagan democrats/democrats who can't stand hillary or sanders like me
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Meanwhile Trump says every 10 minutes, "we're gonna build a wall, it's gonna be a GREAT wall, and Mexico is going to pay for it" and nothing happens.
Fucking republicans are coogin' this shit.