Lite beer: What is best?

fivehundredmileDAWG

The best one - so far as I can tell - taking it all factors into consideration which consist of taste, calorie count, alcohol content and hangover causation.... seems to be Corona Light.

What say you?

I figure many of you will banana rape me for posing this question... but there has to be some other posters who are at this station of life.

HuskyJW

Bud Light Platinum

Allegedly

Swaye

The one where you aren't a sissy faggot and drink real beer.

Do you shave your chest Nancy?

Fuck.

MikeDamone

Michelob Ultra.

CuntWaffle

A lot

unfrozencaveman

You're gonna wanna stick with a basic American lager:

greenblood

I liked Corona until I did a blind taste test and realized it tasted like Mexican piss. I stick to Coors lite, but I find Bud light acceptable. However for most enjoyment I prefer light beer or all beer for that matter directly from tap or in a bottle. Call me a pussy, but I don't like my beer from a can.

TierbsHsotBoobs

Do you have any good beer?

Your_Mom

I prefer a strong IPA, so when I want something lighter, I usually opt for a Mac n Jacks.

IrishDawg22

I like my beer just like my women, dark & thick.

fivehundredmileDAWG

IrishDawg22 said:

I like my beer just like my women, dark & thick.

Hmmm... that's funny... isn't that what you said about cock as well...?

TheHB

fivehundredmileDAWG said:

IrishDawg22 said:

I like my beer just like my women, dark & thick.

Hmmm... that's funny... isn't that what you said about cock as well...?

boomroasted

TheKobeStopper

Whiskey.

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

There's been a lot of beer talk on the boreds lately and it's making rethink the decision to retire the Hardcore Husky Beer of the Week. With riveting discussions like this, we might even need a Beer Bored.

BennyBeaver

As far as American macro-brewed light beer goes: Miller Lite, with a bullet.

I usually prefer micros and imports but like to get in touch with my inner Hank Hill sometimes, Miller Lite is preferred.

IrishDawg22

fivehundredmileDAWG said:

IrishDawg22 said:

I like my beer just like my women, dark & thick.

Hmmm... that's funny... isn't that what you said about cock as well...?

Are you trying to hit on me?

dnc

IrishDawg22 said:

fivehundredmileDAWG said:

IrishDawg22 said:

I like my beer just like my women, dark & thick.

Hmmm... that's funny... isn't that what you said about cock as well...?

Are you trying to hit on me?

He's just trying to slip you the consensual six

Mohun

fivehundredmileDAWG said:

The best one - so far as I can tell - taking it all factors into consideration which consist of taste, calorie count, alcohol content and hangover causation.... seems to be Corona Light.

What say you?

I figure many of you will banana rape me for posing this question... but there has to be some other posters who are at this station of life.

Either:
1) Black Butte Porter or
2) Fred's River Town Brown

Case closed

DeepSeaZ

WTF, what happened to that? Being it back. And can we get hooker of the week as well?

CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:

There's been a lot of beer talk on the boreds lately and it's making rethink the decision to retire the Hardcore Husky Beer of the Week. With riveting discussions like this, we might even need a Beer Bored.