sounds like Jen Cohen will be the new AD
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Cool story brahPostGameOrangeSlices said:Big bungholes like Kim K are a product of the brainwashing that the american media has been conducting. All the songs today are about women rubbing their thick ass triple milkshake booty all over 9 inch Alabama black snakes. In the process guys like me have become disenfranchised. I'm not 9 inches. I'm not even 6 inches. I'm 4.5 inches when fully erect and it's what God chose to give me so I am not ashamed. But then again I am not into phat asses. A Nikki manaj bunghole would swallow my dink whole. Having an ass like that is not a natty or healthy look. I prefer women like Taylor swift. Miscers will call her a pancake ass but I like pancake ass because it suits by genitals better and would love to get a lap dance from her.
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This thread needs to be in classics.
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I went to this jock sociology class after this Doog begged me around April of 2004 (after I graduated
). He was, and probably still is, one of those guys who tries to be friends with as many players, coaches, and a.d. people as possible to live vicariously through them?
It was a total joke, but it was also kind of sad. It didn't seem like anyone took it seriously and people were constantly yelling and making jokes. I'm too old to be an idealist and it's not like I wasn't aware of jock classes by the time I was 10 years old, but there wasn't much learning going on.
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That joke was hilarious as fuckDugtheDoog said:
Really? There were only a couple athletes when I took it and it wasn't that big of a joke at all. But Weis was a cocky little fuck and would ask questions on the midterm like what his uncle's name is or what his favorite food is. He claims he did that to encourage you to go to class. That's why it's always good to have a "study session' with some sorority skank cause they all take copious notes.Gladstone said:sociology of sport and human sexuality
the only two classes i had that included football players
what jokes they were
And psych of sexuality, sociology of sexuality or sex in scandinavia? Psych of sex was actually fairly hard. If they offered it, I could have easily minored in scandinavian studies. I had 30 fucking credits. But shit, I tried to pick classes with the most athletes in them so I wouldn't have to try. I swear CJ Wallace got a 12% on a 25question mid-term in Swahili. Not only was swahili an absolute joke, but the questions were all multiple choice, A-D so even if you wrote A 25 times you would get more than 3 questions right. You literally have to try to do that badly. But of course mwalimu let him re-take it. And instead of a final that quarter you were supposed to do a final project...a skit, video, whatever, in Swahili. Fuckers were doing the haka as their project and got a 100. Mwalimu either gave you a 90 or 100.
Add to that, Geo 100, Environmental Studies 101, Paper Science, CHID 210, etc. I remember @SonnyShackelford got up in front of the class and told a joke laced with F-bombs and this Scottish teacher gave him extra credit on the test. -
I took GEOG 207, Economic Geography (I think that was the class, definitely a Geog class) with Larry Tripplett. Was not a joke class. Cool Story Bro.Gladstone said:sociology of sport and human sexuality
the only two classes i had that included football players
what jokes they were
If you're there to major in football or some other sport, I get the joke classes. I don't understand paying money for that. You can get the college experience without pissing away money on Human Sexuality or Swahili or whatever other bullshit classes there are. -
Why would you attend a college class after you graduated?Fire_Marshall_Bill said:I went to this jock sociology class after this Doog begged me around April of 2004 (after I graduated
). He was, and probably still is, one of those guys who tries to be friends with as many players, coaches, and a.d. people as possible to live vicariously through them?
It was a total joke, but it was also kind of sad. It didn't seem like anyone took it seriously and people were constantly yelling and making jokes. I'm too old to be an idealist and it's not like I wasn't aware of jock classes by the time I was 10 years old, but there wasn't much learning going on. -
Fair questionRoadDawg55 said:
Why would you attend a college class after you graduated?Fire_Marshall_Bill said:I went to this jock sociology class after this Doog begged me around April of 2004 (after I graduated
). He was, and probably still is, one of those guys who tries to be friends with as many players, coaches, and a.d. people as possible to live vicariously through them?
It was a total joke, but it was also kind of sad. It didn't seem like anyone took it seriously and people were constantly yelling and making jokes. I'm too old to be an idealist and it's not like I wasn't aware of jock classes by the time I was 10 years old, but there wasn't much learning going on.
It was 12 years ago, so the memory is fuzzy. We were supposed to do something afterwards, IIRC, and he kept begging me to go to it and said it was hilarious. Having no life then and now, I said yes.
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J, cut the "I went to UW" bullshit. you never took a final or mid-term for anyone, at any college. Jesus quit while you're behindPurpleJ said:Now that I think about it, I never had him but I took the midterm and final for someone else in his class. EL. OH. EL.
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You're not supposed to take easy classes that the players take, you're supposed to take easy classes that the skanky sorority bitches take. That's just college 101.
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I'm kinda with Pup here. Simply because why would someone pay YOU to take their mid-term if neither of you knew anything about the class?puppylove_sugarsteel said:
J, cut the "I went to UW" bullshit. you never took a final or mid-term for anyone, at any college. Jesus quit while you're behindPurpleJ said:Now that I think about it, I never had him but I took the midterm and final for someone else in his class. EL. OH. EL.
Yeah, definitely remember that. I get the psych and soc classes confused. Ha the porn in Kane Hall was fucking hilarious and awkward as fuck...because they had to devote equal time to straight and gay couples. It must have been Soc of sex that was taught by Schwartz...another frumpy middle-aged woman. But I think she's fairly well-known in that "field". About a year ago I was flipping through channels and she was on some show on A&E counseling couples about sex. It took me like 20 minutes to figure out where I remember her from.Gladstone said:It was psych 210 I think, taught by...McDonald? McDermott? Some fat toady looking woman. A cake class. Remember Kearse, Glenn, Middleton, Aguilar and their female entourage sitting in the back laughing at the borderline porn vids we watched.
And linder, who the fuck are you? A degree is a fucking piece of paper that tells an employer you're probably not an idiot and have enough common sense to commit to something and complete it. I majored in economics...I had to take 50 credits in my major along with some pre-req math classes. In all I took about 40 classes and the first year I didn't know what I wanted to major in. So when I decided my major, I figured out in advance what I had to take. Other than that, what good is it going to do me to take some physics class to "expand my learning" that I'm going to forget in a year anyway? Other than my major, nobody gives a fuck or even looks at what classes you take. At the time I was just concerned with keeping my 3.5 and putting in as little effort as possible. You were probably that fag in the front row so you could see the teacher better and remind him/her they forget to assign homework. Did you and J hang out quite a bit?
