So I'm walking in a store

HuskyJW

And who are these jackholes wearing these baby harnesses....like a backpack only the kid is facing you on your chest.

Maybe because I had a father is the reason that I think these guys are complete pussies.

Your_Mom

Welcome to the last 20 years

MikeDamone

Dudes are wearing them?

Your_Mom

I was out from under my rock today, and saw people with what looked like portable phones! Anybody know what they are?

fivehundredmileDAWG

jeezus , its funny..i think my folks just threw a bottle of formula at me and left me in the car for some heat training...in 3 years that kid will be in a store with them on a leash....

CuntWaffle

My dad would have broke a Jack bottle over my moms head if she even suggested him to wear one.

creepycoug

HuskyJW said:

And who are these jackholes wearing these baby harnesses....like a backpack only the kid is facing you on your chest.

Maybe because I had a father is the reason that I think these guys are complete pussies.

Welcome to Gen. Y. They're all over the fucking place. They're the reason white angst senstitive pop music exists, among many other cultural contributions. They're the reason Cold Play has a market.

Get used to it.

greenblood

It depends on the situation. Doing it just because = pussy, but doing it while simultaneously eating a sandwich and drinking a beer = life of abundance

BennyBeaver

MikeDamone

TheGlove said:

is that Carlos?

BennyBeaver

MikeDamone said:

TheGlove said:

is that Carlos?

your eyes are as good as mine.

dnc

MikeDamone said:

TheGlove said:

is that Carlos?

It's Tyler.

I thought he looked like a Carlos too.

Mohun

Not your best effort. George Carlin (at least 81% more creative than you) already covered this a long time ago:

"Here are more parents who outta be beaten with heavy clubs and left bleeding in the moonlight. These are the ones who carry their babies around in their backpacks or frontpacks or slings or whatever these devices are called that are apparently designed to leave the parents hands free to sort through high end merchandise and reach for their platinum credit cards cause it's always these upscale, yuppie looking, greenpeace, environmentally conscious assholes who have them on. I say hey Mr. and Mrs. Natural Fibers, it's not camping equipment. It's a baby. Touch the little prick now and then he'll thank you for someday. "

Fire_Marshall_Bill

I saw two of these pussies when I was in Suckattle a few months ago
...and they were both with the mothers and she carried nothong. Let that slut you knocked up carry the baby.

RoadDawg55

creepycoug said:

HuskyJW said:

And who are these jackholes wearing these baby harnesses....like a backpack only the kid is facing you on your chest.

Maybe because I had a father is the reason that I think these guys are complete pussies.

Welcome to Gen. Y. They're all over the fucking place. They're the reason white angst senstitive pop music exists, among many other cultural contributions. They're the reason Cold Play has a market.

Get used to it.

Coldplay is kind of gay, but they have some good songs on the first CD. If you want some easy listening on a long ride home, you can do worse than Clocks or Yellow.

TierbsHsotBoobs

RoadDawg55 said:

creepycoug said:

HuskyJW said:

And who are these jackholes wearing these baby harnesses....like a backpack only the kid is facing you on your chest.

Maybe because I had a father is the reason that I think these guys are complete pussies.

Welcome to Gen. Y. They're all over the fucking place. They're the reason white angst senstitive pop music exists, among many other cultural contributions. They're the reason Cold Play has a market.

Get used to it.

Coldplay is kind of gay, but they have some good songs on the first CD. If you want some easy listening on a long ride home, you can do worse than Clocks or Yellow.

What do you enjoy most about chugging semen?

RoadDawg55

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

RoadDawg55 said:

creepycoug said:

HuskyJW said:

And who are these jackholes wearing these baby harnesses....like a backpack only the kid is facing you on your chest.

Maybe because I had a father is the reason that I think these guys are complete pussies.

Welcome to Gen. Y. They're all over the fucking place. They're the reason white angst senstitive pop music exists, among many other cultural contributions. They're the reason Cold Play has a market.

Get used to it.

Coldplay is kind of gay, but they have some good songs on the first CD. If you want some easy listening on a long ride home, you can do worse than Clocks or Yellow.

What do you enjoy most about chugging semen?

Never tried it.

CuntWaffle

You know how I know your gay? You listen to Coldplay.

dnc

CuntWaffle said:

You know how I know your gay? You listen to Coldplay

Coldplay makes my wife horny.

Sometimes I play Coldplay.

True story.

Fuck off.

TierbsHsotBoobs

dnc said:

CuntWaffle said:

You know how I know your gay? You listen to Coldplay

Coldplay makes my wife horny.

Sometimes I play Coldplay.

True story.

Fuck off.

Thoughts and prayers to you in this most tragic and difficult time in your life.

TierbsHsotBoobs

RoadDawg55 said:

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

RoadDawg55 said:

creepycoug said:

HuskyJW said:

And who are these jackholes wearing these baby harnesses....like a backpack only the kid is facing you on your chest.

Maybe because I had a father is the reason that I think these guys are complete pussies.

Welcome to Gen. Y. They're all over the fucking place. They're the reason white angst senstitive pop music exists, among many other cultural contributions. They're the reason Cold Play has a market.

Get used to it.

Coldplay is kind of gay, but they have some good songs on the first CD. If you want some easy listening on a long ride home, you can do worse than Clocks or Yellow.

What do you enjoy most about chugging semen?

Never tried it.

Disagree.