Dolly Parton turns 70 today

HuskyJW

Here's a pic when she was 65

Would hit.

dnc

HuskyJW said:

Here's a pic when she was 65

Would hit.

No way I'd climb that rocky top

Cougzz

Saw her waiting for a Great Falls to Denver flight a long time ago. You would not hit.

HuskyJW

Cougzz said:

Saw her waiting for a Great Falls to Denver flight a long time ago. You would not hit.

My standards are low.

Swaye

HuskyJW said:

Cougzz said:

Saw her waiting for a Great Falls to Denver flight a long time ago. You would not hit.

My standards are low.

Wanna hook up?

HuskyJW

Swaye said:

HuskyJW said:

Cougzz said:

Saw her waiting for a Great Falls to Denver flight a long time ago. You would not hit.

My standards are low.

Wanna hook up?

Ok but no gay stuff. Just HJ's

PurpleThrobber

Cougzz said:

Saw her waiting for a Great Falls to Denver flight a long time ago. You would not hit.

Oh fuck yeah I wood. It's Dolly God Damned Parton. Shit - I'd do Jane Fonda too but duct tape her mouth shut.

That is epic shit to bag a historical broad. Cher would probably fall in there, too. That broad from Reds, also. Those gals came of age in the free-love 60's. They know things the AID's/HIV/STD chicks of the 80's and 90's were scared to do.

Oh fuck yeah I would do Dolly Parton.

Swaye

PurpleThrobber said:

Cougzz said:

Saw her waiting for a Great Falls to Denver flight a long time ago. You would not hit.

Oh fuck yeah I wood. It's Dolly God Damned Parton. Shit - I'd do Jane Fonda too but duct tape her mouth shut.

That is epic shit to bag a historical broad. Cher would probably fall in there, too. That broad from Reds, also. Those gals came of age in the free-love 60's. They know things the AID's/HIV/STD chicks of the 80's and 90's were scared to do.

Oh fuck yeah I would do Dolly Parton.

Agree with everything except Jane Fonda. I would hit her in the head with a brick.

PurpleThrobber

Swaye said:

PurpleThrobber said:

Cougzz said:

Saw her waiting for a Great Falls to Denver flight a long time ago. You would not hit.

Oh fuck yeah I wood. It's Dolly God Damned Parton. Shit - I'd do Jane Fonda too but duct tape her mouth shut.

That is epic shit to bag a historical broad. Cher would probably fall in there, too. That broad from Reds, also. Those gals came of age in the free-love 60's. They know things the AID's/HIV/STD chicks of the 80's and 90's were scared to do.

Oh fuck yeah I would do Dolly Parton.

Agree with everything except Jane Fonda. I would hit her in the head with a brick.

Well, yeah. But still do her. For posterity.

I'm guessing I'd do 83 out of the 86 here. Two or three just, no way.

http://www.ranker.com/crowdranked-list/hottest-women-over-60?format=SLIDESHOW&page=2

Baseman

Swaye said:

PurpleThrobber said:

Cougzz said:

Saw her waiting for a Great Falls to Denver flight a long time ago. You would not hit.

Oh fuck yeah I wood. It's Dolly God Damned Parton. Shit - I'd do Jane Fonda too but duct tape her mouth shut.

That is epic shit to bag a historical broad. Cher would probably fall in there, too. That broad from Reds, also. Those gals came of age in the free-love 60's. They know things the AID's/HIV/STD chicks of the 80's and 90's were scared to do.

Oh fuck yeah I would do Dolly Parton.

Agree with everything except Jane Fonda. I would hit her in the head with a brick.

...after you hit it

RaceBannon

PurpleThrobber

I didn't say I wanted to debate ideology with Jane Fonda. Just want to give her the dick.

allpurpleallgold

Who?

Swaye

Cunt.