So I checked in today....

Swaye

...and noticed I had a few PM's. One asking me to join a secret society, one asking me to buy cocaine in bulk, one asking me if I wanted to lick taint, and another asking me when I was going to get married to spirit fingers. For the record, I answered yes to two, maybe to one, and no to one.

I haven't been around much lately. Work has me travelling. Who knew there were so many conferences in pest control? FML.

NOGAF. I know. EAFD.

GrundleStiltzkin

For the dowry

Dardanus

Thank you for answering yes. My taint has never felt better.

PurpleBaze

So, you travel only for pest control? Jiffy Lube doesn't send you to conferences? What about oil & filter change competitions?

Swaye

Dardanus said:

Thank you for answering yes. My taint has never felt better.

Laughed till I made water. In my pants.

Swaye

PurpleBaze said:

So, you travel only for pest control? Jiffy Lube doesn't send you to conferences? What about oil & filter change competitions?

After I fell into the hole thingie at Jiffy Lube for the 5th time I figured killing termites might be safer for me.

HuskyJW

Didn't even know you were gone.

Swaye

HuskyJW said:

Didn't even know you were gone.

Hurtful

Fenderbender123

Work conferences are the best time to browse and "contribute" to HH in my experience.

Swaye

Fenderbender123 said:

Work conferences are the best time to browse and "contribute" to HH in my experience.

I dunno. Shit gets pretty wild at Orkin conferences.

McRib

Thought this thread would be about rehab.

CokeGreaterThanPepsi

Swaye said:

Fenderbender123 said:

Work conferences are the best time to browse and "contribute" to HH in my experience.

I dunno. Shit gets pretty wild at Orkin conferences.

Seriously? Shaking and about to Vomit

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

I missed you.

RaceBannon

Swaye

There's a whole lot of hurtful in this thread. Except for CFNL. That's the reason he was in my wedding party, while Race sat in the corner on his brick phone. That's the reason.

H_D

Swaye said:

PurpleBaze said:

So, you travel only for pest control? Jiffy Lube doesn't send you to conferences? What about oil & filter change competitions?

After I fell into the hole thingie at Jiffy Lube for the 5th time I figured killing termites might be safer for me.

Was it the discipline hole?

sarktastic

Swaye said:

PurpleBaze said:

So, you travel only for pest control? Jiffy Lube doesn't send you to conferences? What about oil & filter change competitions?

After I fell into the hole thingie at Jiffy Lube for the 5th time I figured killing termites might be safer for me.

Have you ever thought of approaching discovery channel and having them pair you with Billy the Exterminator in some sort of Cowboy and Indian pest control war?

DerekJohnson

sarktastic said:

Swaye said:

PurpleBaze said:

So, you travel only for pest control? Jiffy Lube doesn't send you to conferences? What about oil & filter change competitions?

After I fell into the hole thingie at Jiffy Lube for the 5th time I figured killing termites might be safer for me.

Have you ever thought of approaching discovery channel and having them pair you with Billy the Exterminator in some sort of Cowboy and Indian pest control war?

Swaye

sarktastic said:

Swaye said:

PurpleBaze said:

So, you travel only for pest control? Jiffy Lube doesn't send you to conferences? What about oil & filter change competitions?

After I fell into the hole thingie at Jiffy Lube for the 5th time I figured killing termites might be safer for me.

Have you ever thought of approaching discovery channel and having them pair you with Billy the Exterminator in some sort of Cowboy and Indian pest control war?

I have a buddy whose wife works at Discovery. I am pitching this shit next week. I'll have to block off one sober day for it.

edit: If it goes, and I am rich bitches, 20 sven bucks to you for the idea.