Who would make a better AD?

PurpleJ

PurpleJ

haie said:

Other candidate would leave for Bama for a 20k salary and a month's supply of high grade sativa if offered.

Indica*

Gladstone

PGOS

PurpleJ said:

Gladstone said:

Shit gif. Shit poster.

PurpleJ

PurpleJ

That's better

GrundleStiltzkin

PurpleThrobber

Would vote for @PurpleJ if he would commit to showing Keeley sex tape highlights on the video board during timeouts.

PurpleJ

PurpleJ

PurpleThrobber said:

Would vote for @PurpleJ if he would commit to showing Keeley sex tape highlights on the video board during timeouts.

How about Chevron car races?

PurpleThrobber

PurpleJ said:

PurpleThrobber said:

Would vote for @PurpleJ if he would commit to showing Keeley sex tape highlights on the video board during timeouts.

How about Chevron car races?

If Keeley was riding topless on each car.

pawz

PurpleJ

PurpleJ said:

For UW, dumbfuck. Washington, not Wisconsin....dumbfuck.

If you haven't looked a man in his rape-eye, you have no authority to judge.

PurpleJ

PurpleJ

PurpleThrobber said:

PurpleJ said:

PurpleThrobber said:

Would vote for @PurpleJ if he would commit to showing Keeley sex tape highlights on the video board during timeouts.

How about Chevron car races?

If Keeley was riding topless on each car.

I was thinking a raffle to win a blowjob from a cheerleader at halftime. Also gonna allow alcohol, tobacco, drugs and guns in the stadium and have a massive standing only section like they used to in soccer. Maybe put urinals on the back of seats so you don't need to go to the bathroom. And demolish the zone and replace it with a brothel.

PostGameOrangeSlices

PGOS

PurpleJ said:

Here's my plan:

Make football the only priority. Play dirty as shit. Roids, hookers, and pants pissing LBs. Back up the Brinks truck for Chip this year, and if he doesn't come we make a plan in case Pete doesn't win the conference in year 3. Expand Husky Stadium to 100K and win the conference every year.

For basketball, I fire Romar after this season and keep taking chances on coaches from small schools. Not trying to pay a big salary here. Get lucky eventually with one of my hires.

All the other sports suck. Maybe hire a good baseball coach or something. In closing, fuck you all. Purp for AD.

Here's my plan:

Bench Browning and start myself at QB. Playoffs 2016/2017 here we come.