Would vote for @PurpleJ if he would commit to showing Keeley sex tape highlights on the video board during timeouts.
How about Chevron car races?
If Keeley was riding topless on each car.
I was thinking a raffle to win a blowjob from a cheerleader at halftime. Also gonna allow alcohol, tobacco, drugs and guns in the stadium and have a massive standing only section like they used to in soccer. Maybe put urinals on the back of seats so you don't need to go to the bathroom. And demolish the zone and replace it with a brothel.
Throw in a bag of Funyons with each season ticket and I'm yours.
Expand Husky Stadium to 100K and win the conference every year.
You know what would look better than 10,000 empty seats on game day? 40,000 empty seats.
I would find a way to put asses in those seats. Winning is the best way, but I don't care if I have to give them away with purchase of a 7-11 hot dog as long as their full. Fully enclose the student section end for more noise. Fill in the side on the lake. Pump in crowd noise on ESPN. We're gonna have the best home field advantage in the nation and we're gonna make Mexico pay for it! We're going to win so much we'll get bored with it! Make Husky football great again!!!!
Make football the only priority. Play dirty as shit. Roids, hookers, and pants pissing LBs. Back up the Brinks truck for Chip this year, and if he doesn't come we make a plan in case Pete doesn't win the conference in year 3. Expand Husky Stadium to 100K and win the conference every year.
For basketball, I fire Romar after this season and keep taking chances on coaches from small schools. Not trying to pay a big salary here. Get lucky eventually with one of my hires.
All the other sports suck. Maybe hire a good baseball coach or something. In closing, fuck you all. Purp for AD.
Here's my plan:
Bench Browning and start myself at QB. Playoffs 2016/2017 here we come.
Why the fuck did I vote for PGOS?
One candidate would let utopian perfection get in the way of averaging 10-2, and would probably contract the entire program in order to broadcast Bama games on the Huskytron, while the other is a narcissistic coke-dealing fuckwit that would sabotage the program in pursuit of some sort of mythical personal glory. If there's anyone on the bored that would be a competent, yet non-retarded AD, it's probably someone like Roaddawg, Coker, or Grundle that isn't in hock to ideologically inflexible strategies, but who still has that fire to win.
Make football the only priority. Play dirty as shit. Roids, hookers, and pants pissing LBs. Back up the Brinks truck for Chip this year, and if he doesn't come we make a plan in case Pete doesn't win the conference in year 3. Expand Husky Stadium to 100K and win the conference every year.
For basketball, I fire Romar after this season and keep taking chances on coaches from small schools. Not trying to pay a big salary here. Get lucky eventually with one of my hires.
All the other sports suck. Maybe hire a good baseball coach or something. In closing, fuck you all. Purp for AD.
Here's my plan:
Bench Browning and start myself at QB. Playoffs 2016/2017 here we come.
Why the fuck did I vote for PGOS?
One candidate would let utopian perfection get in the way of averaging 10-2, and would probably contract the entire program in order to broadcast Bama games on the Huskytron, while the other is a narcissistic coke-dealing fuckwit that would sabotage the program in pursuit of some sort of mythical personal glory. If there's anyone on the bored that would be a competent, yet non-retarded AD, it's probably someone like Roaddawg, Coker, or Grundle that isn't in hock to ideologically inflexible strategies, but who still has that fire to win.
Make football the only priority. Play dirty as shit. Roids, hookers, and pants pissing LBs. Back up the Brinks truck for Chip this year, and if he doesn't come we make a plan in case Pete doesn't win the conference in year 3. Expand Husky Stadium to 100K and win the conference every year.
For basketball, I fire Romar after this season and keep taking chances on coaches from small schools. Not trying to pay a big salary here. Get lucky eventually with one of my hires.
All the other sports suck. Maybe hire a good baseball coach or something. In closing, fuck you all. Purp for AD.
I was thinking a raffle to win a blowjob from a cheerleader at halftime. Also gonna allow alcohol, tobacco, drugs and guns in the stadium and have a massive standing only section like they used to in soccer. Maybe put urinals on the back of seats so you don't need to go to the bathroom. And demolish the zone and replace it with a brothel.
With that platform, how can anyone not vote for @PurpleJ ?
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One candidate would let utopian perfection get in the way of averaging 10-2, and would probably contract the entire program in order to broadcast Bama games on the Huskytron, while the other is a narcissistic coke-dealing fuckwit that would sabotage the program in pursuit of some sort of mythical personal glory. If there's anyone on the bored that would be a competent, yet non-retarded AD, it's probably someone like Roaddawg, Coker, or Grundle that isn't in hock to ideologically inflexible strategies, but who still has that fire to win.
it seems that you care, good sir
With that platform, how can anyone not vote for @PurpleJ ?