Skull Fucker (Kenny Lawler of Cal) Sells His Couch for NFL Sectional

CokeGreaterThanPepsi

No link, too lazy and Komo4 and shit...

Cal loses their top 6 receivers, their QB... Their 2012 class is at 68% attrition which is the highest I've seen since keeping track of it for awhile.

Cal is still too high.

FremontTroll

We could have gotten to 68% for our 2012 class if only a couple more of those fuckers cared about their couch situations.

dongman

Good luck Ken, you are built like 1940s Jew.

MrsPetersen

CokeGreaterThanPepsi

MrsPetersen said:

Now, more than ever..... Rape Face. My goodness....

HuskyJW

Never heard of him

PurpleReign

Sarks first class was like 81% attrition

whatshouldicareabout

I feel bad for Sonny Dykes who tried to abandon ship, but grabbed onto the anchor that is Cal instead.

BearsWiin

Sticking to the script, Cali style:

Year III, blame the schedule

"I agree that what WSU did with a new QB should be minim expectations. That 9-4 record for Wazzu would translate to 7-6 for Cal. WSU didn't play either USC or Utah this year and instead played Arizona and Colorado. Switch schedules with Cal in 2015 and that shiny 9-4 record is actually 7-6 while Cal's 8-5 record is actually 10-3.

This, 7-6 with Cal's schedule is the same as WSU's 9-4 record."

FremontTroll

PurpleReign said:

Sarks first class was like 81% attrition

I tried to count but I barely remember any of those guys other than Price, Trufant, Shamburger, and Fellner so I gave up.

HeretoBeatmyChest

His beard looks as if he taped his pubes onto his face.