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Pellum's Couch Shrinks

Demoted to LB coach. A loveseat? Recliner?

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  • CokeGreaterThanPepsi
    CokeGreaterThanPepsi Member Posts: 7,646
    I'm hearing Justin Wilcox for this job..... seriously. El Oh El.
  • Doogles
    Doogles Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 12,726 Founders Club
    Wilcox makes a lot of sense. I have no idea how Wilcox regressed at USC, but he was better than average at UW. He would still get plungered by teams with a pulse, but usually Sark going 3 and out for an entire half would gas them.

    I guess what i'm saying is, he'll be an upgrade from Pellum but will still get blown out when it matters because Helfrich goes 3 and out for a half.
  • MikeSeaver
    MikeSeaver Member Posts: 5,800
    If it's Wilcox, every single of them at Oregon can go fuck their own face.

    The most depressing scenario I can think of is them just going and get another "friend" in there.

    I'm starting to hate Oregon like the rest of you.

  • Tequilla
    Tequilla Member Posts: 20,098
    Shame on Oregon for half assing it with Pellum by demoting him instead of telling him to LEAVE!!! ...

    Shame on Pellum for accepting the demotion without demanding a retirement severance package
  • Doogles
    Doogles Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 12,726 Founders Club
    Tequilla said:

    Shame on Oregon for half assing it with Pellum by demoting him instead of telling him to LEAVE!!! ...

    Shame on Pellum for accepting the demotion without demanding a retirement severance package

    Where else would he go? He just bought himself another year of a 6 figure paycheck and a private nike jet to wear all his pimp suits in.
  • Kaepsknee
    Kaepsknee Member Posts: 14,913

    If it's Wilcox, every single of them at Oregon can go fuck their own face.

    The most depressing scenario I can think of is them just going and get another "friend" in there.

    I'm starting to hate Oregon like the rest of you.

    Puddles isn't serious about Football.

    Oregon is a Baseball school now.
  • RaceBannon
    RaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 113,830 Founders Club

    If it's Wilcox, every single of them at Oregon can go fuck their own face.

    The most depressing scenario I can think of is them just going and get another "friend" in there.

    I'm starting to hate Oregon like the rest of you.

    That's funny - I'm starting to like Oregon again
  • AZDuck
    AZDuck Member Posts: 15,381
    Not Wilcocks - Clancy Pendergast is the name I'm hearing
  • Tequilla
    Tequilla Member Posts: 20,098
    Thought Pellum was older than 53 ...

    Funny that he'd accept this laying down. But probably too young to retire.
  • topdawgnc
    topdawgnc Member Posts: 7,839
    Pendergast

    He needs a job and knows the PAC
  • doogville
    doogville Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 1,229 Swaye's Wigwam
    Doogles said:

    Wilcox makes a lot of sense. I have no idea how Wilcox regressed at USC, but he was better than average at UW. He would still get plungered by teams with a pulse, but usually Sark going 3 and out for an entire half would gas them.

    What are you talking about? His claim to fame was beating a ranked Oregon state and Stanford with its backup qb. I guess he's also famous for that gif where he licks his lips like a pedo.

    Every team with a pulse clown stomped j dubs. Ftg.
  • BayDawg
    BayDawg Member Posts: 1,623
    HuskyInAZ said:

    Demoted to LB coach. A loveseat? Recliner?

    What a pride swallowing kick in the curlies...
  • LoneStarDawg
    LoneStarDawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 13,681 Founders Club
    edited January 2016
    Ed donatell is tanned rested and ready to solve all your head coaching defensive problems
  • Mosster47
    Mosster47 Member Posts: 6,246
    I'm all for getting after kids to motivate them but Wilcox is a piece of shit. That guy is going to get Spreewell'd by a player one day.
  • WilburHooksHands
    WilburHooksHands Member Posts: 6,804
    Never mind Helfrich not developing a single QB and ignoring the best player on the field for an entire half.
  • Mosster47
    Mosster47 Member Posts: 6,246

    Never mind Helfrich not developing a single QB and ignoring the best player on the field for an entire half.

    Not using Freeman in the second half is false. When Lockie actually got the snap the majority of the plays went to Freeman.

    Not having anyone better than Jeff Lockie is fair.

    Hiring a guy for D-coordinator who's D gave up points on nine consecutive possessions to a backup QB, Center, Tackle, and missing All-American WR is valid.

    Slingblade demoted said DC and got another Band-Aid QB while signing two more high school QB's this year along with having Waller from last year's class.

    He's not a great head coach, we all know that. He is absolutely trying though and that's all we can ask for.
  • Meek
    Meek Member Posts: 7,031

    I'm hearing Justin Wilcox for this job..... seriously. El Oh El.

    Hiring someone who was just fired by abother team in your conference is always special
    BUT!!!!!.... (pregnant pause), the difference is that Wilcox "gets" Oregon, therefore, he's a perfect hire!
  • bananasnblondes
    bananasnblondes Member Posts: 15,508
    Tequilla said:

    Shame on Oregon for half assing it with Pellum by demoting him instead of telling him to LEAVE!!! ...

    Shame on Pellum for accepting the demotion without demanding a retirement severance package

    I'm guessing that they didn't want to rock the boat too much with all the other old ass coaches that have been there since before football was invented who are probably buddies with Pellum. Continuity of staff has been huge for Oregon. Pellum is also supposedly a great recruiter due to his ethnicity and attire.
  • Fenwick
    Fenwick Member Posts: 1,174
    No to Wilcox. Hell no. Fuck no. No, dammit. No way. No.