Pellum's Couch Shrinks

HuskyInAZ

Demoted to LB coach. A loveseat? Recliner?

GrundleStiltzkin

KOMO linkage buttfucckers

http://twitter.com/BruceFeldmanCFB/status/684153812450344960

CokeGreaterThanPepsi

I'm hearing Justin Wilcox for this job..... seriously. El Oh El.

bananasnblondes

CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:

I'm hearing Justin Wilcox for this job..... seriously. El Oh El.

Hiring someone who was just fired by abother team in your conference is always special

FremontTroll

Kind of an awkward situation for whomever they hire.

Oh btw new DC- one of your underlings has been here for 30 years and rose in the ranks all the way up to the very position you now hold. Was just demoted last week so you could replace him. He isn't bitter about it or anything though and none of the players are at all loyal to him.

Doogles

Wilcox makes a lot of sense. I have no idea how Wilcox regressed at USC, but he was better than average at UW. He would still get plungered by teams with a pulse, but usually Sark going 3 and out for an entire half would gas them.

I guess what i'm saying is, he'll be an upgrade from Pellum but will still get blown out when it matters because Helfrich goes 3 and out for a half.

MikeSeaver

If it's Wilcox, every single of them at Oregon can go fuck their own face.

The most depressing scenario I can think of is them just going and get another "friend" in there.

I'm starting to hate Oregon like the rest of you.

Tequilla

Shame on Oregon for half assing it with Pellum by demoting him instead of telling him to LEAVE!!! ...

Shame on Pellum for accepting the demotion without demanding a retirement severance package

Doogles

Tequilla said:

Shame on Oregon for half assing it with Pellum by demoting him instead of telling him to LEAVE!!! ...

Shame on Pellum for accepting the demotion without demanding a retirement severance package

Where else would he go? He just bought himself another year of a 6 figure paycheck and a private nike jet to wear all his pimp suits in.

Kaepsknee

MikeSeaver said:

If it's Wilcox, every single of them at Oregon can go fuck their own face.

The most depressing scenario I can think of is them just going and get another "friend" in there.

I'm starting to hate Oregon like the rest of you.

Puddles isn't serious about Football.

Oregon is a Baseball school now.

RaceBannon

MikeSeaver said:

If it's Wilcox, every single of them at Oregon can go fuck their own face.

The most depressing scenario I can think of is them just going and get another "friend" in there.

I'm starting to hate Oregon like the rest of you.

That's funny - I'm starting to like Oregon again

AZDuck

Not Wilcocks - Clancy Pendergast is the name I'm hearing

Tequilla

Thought Pellum was older than 53 ...

Funny that he'd accept this laying down. But probably too young to retire.

topdawgnc

Pendergast

He needs a job and knows the PAC

doogville

Doogles said:

Wilcox makes a lot of sense. I have no idea how Wilcox regressed at USC, but he was better than average at UW. He would still get plungered by teams with a pulse, but usually Sark going 3 and out for an entire half would gas them.

What are you talking about? His claim to fame was beating a ranked Oregon state and Stanford with its backup qb. I guess he's also famous for that gif where he licks his lips like a pedo.

Every team with a pulse clown stomped j dubs. Ftg.

BayDawg

HuskyInAZ said:

Demoted to LB coach. A loveseat? Recliner?

What a pride swallowing kick in the curlies...

LoneStarDawg

Ed donatell is tanned rested and ready to solve all your head coaching defensive problems

Mosster47

I'm all for getting after kids to motivate them but Wilcox is a piece of shit. That guy is going to get Spreewell'd by a player one day.

WilburHooksHands

Never mind Helfrich not developing a single QB and ignoring the best player on the field for an entire half.

Mosster47

WilburHooksHands said:

Never mind Helfrich not developing a single QB and ignoring the best player on the field for an entire half.

Not using Freeman in the second half is false. When Lockie actually got the snap the majority of the plays went to Freeman.

Not having anyone better than Jeff Lockie is fair.

Hiring a guy for D-coordinator who's D gave up points on nine consecutive possessions to a backup QB, Center, Tackle, and missing All-American WR is valid.

Slingblade demoted said DC and got another Band-Aid QB while signing two more high school QB's this year along with having Waller from last year's class.

He's not a great head coach, we all know that. He is absolutely trying though and that's all we can ask for.

Meek

bananasnblondes said:

CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:

I'm hearing Justin Wilcox for this job..... seriously. El Oh El.

Hiring someone who was just fired by abother team in your conference is always special

BUT!!!!!.... (pregnant pause), the difference is that Wilcox "gets" Oregon, therefore, he's a perfect hire!