I hope they all get AIDS. You should have seen Christmas for me growing up.
Me: Hey Dad (#1), I have my Christmas list for Santa all ready. Dad 1: That's a holiday for white devils. Santa doesn't even exist, but if he did, we would hate him. Here's a bag of dirt. Get me a beer. Dad 2: Do what your father tells you. Here's some rocks. Now you can make scenic vistas with your dirt and rocks. Me: FYFMFE.
I hope they all get AIDS. You should have seen Christmas for me growing up.
Me: Hey Dad (#1), I have my Christmas list for Santa all ready. Dad 1: That's a holiday for white devils. Santa doesn't even exist, but if he did, we would hate him. Here's a bag of dirt. Get me a beer. Dad 2: Do what your father tells you. Here's some rocks. Now you can make scenic vistas with your dirt and rocks. Me: FYFMFE.
I hope they all get AIDS. You should have seen Christmas for me growing up.
Me: Hey Dad (#1), I have my Christmas list for Santa all ready. Dad 1: That's a holiday for white devils. Santa doesn't even exist, but if he did, we would hate him. Here's a bag of dirt. Get me a beer. Dad 2: Do what your father tells you. Here's some rocks. Now you can make scenic vistas with your dirt and rocks. Me: FYFMFE.
I was 6.
You think that's bad? Well this year I asked my parents for a white Xbox One, A Bulgari Diagono, and a Galaxy S6. And what did they get me? A fucking black Xbox One, a Rolex, and a an Iphone6s.
I screamed at my parents and stormed off to my room down in the basement and locked myself in there for the rest of the day. They know what they did. Faggots. But they can still make it up to me on my 31st birthday in a few weeks.
I hope they all get AIDS. You should have seen Christmas for me growing up.
Me: Hey Dad (#1), I have my Christmas list for Santa all ready. Dad 1: That's a holiday for white devils. Santa doesn't even exist, but if he did, we would hate him. Here's a bag of dirt. Get me a beer. Dad 2: Do what your father tells you. Here's some rocks. Now you can make scenic vistas with your dirt and rocks. Me: FYFMFE.
I was 6.
You think that's bad? Well this year I asked my parents for a white Xbox One, A Bulgari Diagono, and a Galaxy S6. And what did they get me? A fucking black Xbox One, a Rolex, and a an Iphone6s.
I screamed at my parents and stormed off to my room down in the basement and locked myself in there for the rest of the day. They know what they did. Faggots. But they can still make it up to me on my 31st birthday in a few weeks.
I hope they all get AIDS. You should have seen Christmas for me growing up.
Me: Hey Dad (#1), I have my Christmas list for Santa all ready. Dad 1: That's a holiday for white devils. Santa doesn't even exist, but if he did, we would hate him. Here's a bag of dirt. Get me a beer. Dad 2: Do what your father tells you. Here's some rocks. Now you can make scenic vistas with your dirt and rocks. Me: FYFMFE.
I was 6.
You think that's bad? Well this year I asked my parents for a white Xbox One, A Bulgari Diagono, and a Galaxy S6. And what did they get me? A fucking black Xbox One, a Rolex, and a an Iphone6s.
I screamed at my parents and stormed off to my room down in the basement and locked myself in there for the rest of the day. They know what they did. Faggots. But they can still make it up to me on my 31st birthday in a few weeks.
I hope they all get AIDS. You should have seen Christmas for me growing up.
Me: Hey Dad (#1), I have my Christmas list for Santa all ready. Dad 1: That's a holiday for white devils. Santa doesn't even exist, but if he did, we would hate him. Here's a bag of dirt. Get me a beer. Dad 2: Do what your father tells you. Here's some rocks. Now you can make scenic vistas with your dirt and rocks. Me: FYFMFE.
I was 6.
You think that's bad? Well this year I asked my parents for a white Xbox One, A Bulgari Diagono, and a Galaxy S6. And what did they get me? A fucking black Xbox One, a Rolex, and a an Iphone6s.
I screamed at my parents and stormed off to my room down in the basement and locked myself in there for the rest of the day. They know what they did. Faggots. But they can still make it up to me on my 31st birthday in a few weeks.
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Me: Hey Dad (#1), I have my Christmas list for Santa all ready.
Dad 1: That's a holiday for white devils. Santa doesn't even exist, but if he did, we would hate him. Here's a bag of dirt. Get me a beer.
Dad 2: Do what your father tells you. Here's some rocks. Now you can make scenic vistas with your dirt and rocks.
Me: FYFMFE.
I was 6.
I screamed at my parents and stormed off to my room down in the basement and locked myself in there for the rest of the day. They know what they did. Faggots. But they can still make it up to me on my 31st birthday in a few weeks.