Ok, I love my parents because they accept me for being so degenerate Husky and Raiders fan, but WTF a weasel on my cornhole game? Hand made with love so I'll bag the shit out of that little fucker.
Swaye, we'll have to share. Either we can Indian Leg Wrestle for who gets to go first, we can bury the hatchet (its my new term for a sexual position where a white guy and Indian are on opposite ends and grip each others forearms and pull. Quite brilliant, I think), or I can give you shiny glass beads and some bibles to just take her. Up to you fren.
I know you're being sarkastic but the "happy new year" epitaph was only spoken by Johnny in Angels Filthier Souls which was featured in Home Alone 2: Lost in New York. That image is clearly from Home Alone 1 (he is in his office in this scene where he guns down his business associate, in #2 he guns down his whore of a girlfriend for smooching with his brother not to mention a bunch of other guys and in that scene he is early in his home).
I know you're being sarkastic but the "happy new year" epitaph was only spoken by Johnny in Angels Filthier Souls which was featured in Home Alone 2: Lost in New York. That image is clearly from Home Alone 1 (he is in his office in this scene where he guns down his business associate, in #2 he guns down his whore of a girlfriend for smooching with his brother not to mention a bunch of other guys and in that scene he is early in his home).
Ok, I love my parents because they accept me for being so degenerate Husky and Raiders fan, but WTF a weasel on my cornhole game? Hand made with love so I'll bag the shit out of that little fucker.
Cornhole is gay But you're in RaiderNation so I accept you. #festivusmiracle
You shut your dirty fucking whore mouth right now and take back your hurtful words about cornhole!
Ok, I love my parents because they accept me for being so degenerate Husky and Raiders fan, but WTF a weasel on my cornhole game? Hand made with love so I'll bag the shit out of that little fucker.
Cornhole is gay But you're in RaiderNation so I accept you. #festivusmiracle
You shut your dirty fucking whore mouth right now and take back your hurtful words about cornhole!
Ok, I love my parents because they accept me for being so degenerate Husky and Raiders fan, but WTF a weasel on my cornhole game? Hand made with love so I'll bag the shit out of that little fucker.
Cornhole is gay But you're in RaiderNation so I accept you. #festivusmiracle
You shut your dirty fucking whore mouth right now and take back your hurtful words about cornhole!
Ok, I love my parents because they accept me for being so degenerate Husky and Raiders fan, but WTF a weasel on my cornhole game? Hand made with love so I'll bag the shit out of that little fucker.
Cornhole is gay But you're in RaiderNation so I accept you. #festivusmiracle
You shut your dirty fucking whore mouth right now and take back your hurtful words about cornhole!
No way. I don't need a game to drink beer
7-11. Aurora. Indian leg wrestling. NOW!
To much shit going on right now. Tomorrow. I'll be they're
Ok, I love my parents because they accept me for being so degenerate Husky and Raiders fan, but WTF a weasel on my cornhole game? Hand made with love so I'll bag the shit out of that little fucker.
Cornhole is gay But you're in RaiderNation so I accept you. #festivusmiracle
You shut your dirty fucking whore mouth right now and take back your hurtful words about cornhole!
No way. I don't need a game to drink beer
The real question is why would you drink shit beer on Christmas when you could drink hot buttered rum or kahlua and coffee.
Ok, I love my parents because they accept me for being so degenerate Husky and Raiders fan, but WTF a weasel on my cornhole game? Hand made with love so I'll bag the shit out of that little fucker.
Cornhole is gay But you're in RaiderNation so I accept you. #festivusmiracle
You shut your dirty fucking whore mouth right now and take back your hurtful words about cornhole!
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And some fucking animals shit all over our roof.
#homealonesuperiorityguy