Reason #734 I hate people

topdawgnc

I fucking hate the "family news letter" assholes send with, or in place of, a fucking Christmas card.

Here's the long and short ... I don't give a fuck little johnny plays football and is excelling in the 8th grade. The dad is coaching soccer and mom is a volunteer art teacher.

I don't talk to you during the year for a fucking reason ... I simply don't care, or even like you.

Now ...

If you want to send me the dirt ... like how little johnny got arrested for trying to light the school on fire, or how the dad has a massive drinking problem and is being investigated for diddling a girl on the soccer team he coaches, mom got caught banging her daughter's boyfriend... grandma is at Trembling Hills ...

I'm all in.

Otherwise ... fuck off.

Gladstone

Then don't read it. Be of good cheer dude, it's Christmas.

Fire_Marshall_Bill

It's acceptable if the wife (wives in parts of Utah, AZ, NV, ID) and/or daughters are hot.

topdawgnc

Fire_Marshall_Bill said:

It's acceptable if the wife (wives in parts of Utah, AZ, NV, ID) and/or daughters are hot.

Only with pictures.

SweatpantsGeneral

This poast served at least one purpose. You made me google "trembling hills"

whlinder

I saw a Xmas card at my parents house that said "Peace, Joy and Abundance".

I laffed. A lot. No one understood why.

CSB

CuntWaffle

You are only on reason number 734?

Fire_Marshall_Bill

topdawgnc said:

Fire_Marshall_Bill said:

It's acceptable if the wife (wives in parts of Utah, AZ, NV, ID) and/or daughters are hot.

Only with pictures.

Of course

sarktastic

Tell her to bi a fucking computer, get internet access and Bing "facebook"

She'll learn why nobody does those letters anymore.

Dennis_DeYoung

topdawgnc said:

I fucking hate the "family news letter" assholes send with, or in place of, a fucking Christmas card.

Here's the long and short ... I don't give a fuck little johnny plays football and is excelling in the 8th grade. The dad is coaching soccer and mom is a volunteer art teacher.

I don't talk to you during the year for a fucking reason ... I simply don't care, or even like you.

Now ...

If you want to send me the dirt ... like how little johnny got arrested for trying to light the school on fire, or how the dad has a massive drinking problem and is being investigated for diddling a girl on the soccer team he coaches, mom got caught banging her daughter's boyfriend... grandma is at Trembling Hills ...

I'm all in.

Otherwise ... fuck off.

Sounds like you CARE.

PurpleThrobber

topdawgnc said:

I fucking hate the "family news letter" assholes send with, or in place of, a fucking Christmas card.

Here's the long and short ... I don't give a fuck little johnny plays football and is excelling in the 8th grade. The dad is coaching soccer and mom is a volunteer art teacher.

I don't talk to you during the year for a fucking reason ... I simply don't care, or even like you.

Now ...

If you want to send me the dirt ... like how little johnny got arrested for trying to light the school on fire, or how the dad has a massive drinking problem and is being investigated for diddling a girl on the soccer team he coaches, mom got caught banging her daughter's boyfriend... grandma is at Trembling Hills ...

I'm all in.

Otherwise ... fuck off.

So you're saying the daughter might be available? Or the mom?

Abundance?