Merry Christmas

claycha

Merry "white, rich and old" Christmas you filthy animals.

SpoonieLuv

What do you get the man who has everything?

DerekJohnson

biak1

@Dennis_DeYoung

TommySQC

biak1 said:

@Dennis_DeYoung

Coconut water is fucking nasty.

puppylove_sugarsteel

Bah humbug

SweatpantsGeneral

TommySQC said:

biak1 said:

@Dennis_DeYoung

Coconut water is fucking nasty.

True story. Was at a bar (RIP ******) actually, the RAM in South Hill awhile back and was conversating with a soulless ginger. A hipster (yes, those exist in Puyallup) walked up and asked if they had coconut water. She looked at me and said, "those are so disgusting. like drinking cold semen"...... of course I asked her how she knew what cold semen tasted like. She said, and I quote, "well, I don't."

The story doesn't get any better from there, really. Yes, we ended up hooking up several times, blah, blah, blah. But I couldn't miss an opportunity telling a story about coconut water and a chick talking about cold semen now, could I?

Doogles

TommySQC said:

biak1 said:

@Dennis_DeYoung

Coconut water is fucking nasty.

Disagree. Coconut water has saved my life after many a hangover. 2nd best thing next to Pedialyte. Chug a bottle and it buys you some time before the next bend begins.

TommySQC

Doogles said:

TommySQC said:

biak1 said:

@Dennis_DeYoung

Coconut water is fucking nasty.

Disagree. Coconut water has saved my life after many a hangover. 2nd best thing next to Pedialyte. Chug a bottle and it buys you some time before the next bend begins.

Whiskey never gives me a hangover. One of God's (lol) gifts to me.