Giant-strength doofuses not overly known for their intellectual prowess, potential was hinted at before but they both were nowhere to be seen last season.
22. Pete Kwiatkowski is Mance Rayder
Unquestionable badasses, both have united clans in ways thought impossible. Rayder brought all of the wildlings together, from the Ice-River clans to the Thenns. Kwiatkowski had HHB and doog alike drooling over how great the defense was and for the first time in seemingly decades, all three levels of the D were in sync and kicking ass.
The parallels are too obvious to ignore. Well-liked. From a respected background and revered in their respective lands. Both disappeared under mysterious circumstances and although speculation of their return remains, no such sign has been seen and they are presumed dead.
24. Ben Ossai is Samwell Tarly
They average a weight of 309 lbs across the Wall, they are ready to dominate the White Walkers. Tarly, Ossai, Tanner, Thorne, Olly, Slynt, etc. These boys have the attitude and are ready to rumble.
Both are morally strong, once-illiterate-but-now-very-well-read characters who are aghast at the sinful world they are surrounded by. Davos is devastated to see his friends and kingdom succumb to the sinful ways of the flesh and Lord of Light. Chest harped repeatedly how horrible it was that Sark partied and banged sluts with a wife and kids at home. Although harboring a voracious temper, 98% of the time they are very tempered and looked at in a benevolent way.
26. Keishawn Bierria is Daario Naharis
A humble background, not wanted by the bigger powers...but any doubts people have were long erased as both of these men are swagged out killers who bang princesses and bust inside.
27. Steve Sarkisian is Dontos Hollard
Irreparably alcoholic, known widely throughout their circles as being the town fools. Worthy only of derisive laughter and scorn and wholly unremarkable in every conceivable way.
Despite glaring leadership flaws, these two characters have a disgustingly smug sense of entitlement. Desperately clinging to some modicum of past glory, they go headlong into the fray with a horrifying confidence. The results cannot be called anything other than predictable.
29. Hardcore Husky members are Khal Drogo
Could there be any other option? Drogo matches with all of the HH traits: champion expectations, sloot banging, heart eating, questionable sanity levels, and ultimately dying of an infection (likely an STD).
All the old school HHBs = The Brotherhood Without Banners
Once proud knights fans of a glorious kingdom program, we have resorted to living underground like Viet Cong when the lords of the realm Athletic Department betrayed and abandoned us. We like to get drunk, smoke weed, talk shit like Lane Kiffen, and fight.
A book character that has not appeared in the show. But I think this description explains it all: "He has a dubious reputation. Tom once ran afoul of Edmure Tully when he stole a girl that Edmure was supposed to bed to take his virginity. Edmure had drunk too much and was unable to perform. Tom then made a song about a floppy fish, which led to Edmure's hatred of music."
I guess dnc likes basketball, Anguy shoots arrows, shooting...Honestly I'm just running out of characters to make this post work. Close enough. He talks shit and is funny.
Young blacksmith intern falls in with a degenerate crowd. Stupidly loyal to the program, probably because he has nothing better to do and no place better to go. Would totally let the Red Lady put leeches on his dick to fuck her. Everyone in the group would betray him for enough gold Sven bucks.
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Giant-strength doofuses not overly known for their intellectual prowess, potential was hinted at before but they both were nowhere to be seen last season.
22. Pete Kwiatkowski is Mance Rayder
Unquestionable badasses, both have united clans in ways thought impossible. Rayder brought all of the wildlings together, from the Ice-River clans to the Thenns. Kwiatkowski had HHB and doog alike drooling over how great the defense was and for the first time in seemingly decades, all three levels of the D were in sync and kicking ass.
23. @iDawg is Benjen Stark
The parallels are too obvious to ignore. Well-liked. From a respected background and revered in their respective lands. Both disappeared under mysterious circumstances and although speculation of their return remains, no such sign has been seen and they are presumed dead.
24. Ben Ossai is Samwell Tarly
They average a weight of 309 lbs across the Wall, they are ready to dominate the White Walkers. Tarly, Ossai, Tanner, Thorne, Olly, Slynt, etc. These boys have the attitude and are ready to rumble.
25. @HeretoBeatmyChest is Davos Seaworth
Both are morally strong, once-illiterate-but-now-very-well-read characters who are aghast at the sinful world they are surrounded by. Davos is devastated to see his friends and kingdom succumb to the sinful ways of the flesh and Lord of Light. Chest harped repeatedly how horrible it was that Sark partied and banged sluts with a wife and kids at home. Although harboring a voracious temper, 98% of the time they are very tempered and looked at in a benevolent way.
26. Keishawn Bierria is Daario Naharis
A humble background, not wanted by the bigger powers...but any doubts people have were long erased as both of these men are swagged out killers who bang princesses and bust inside.
27. Steve Sarkisian is Dontos Hollard
Irreparably alcoholic, known widely throughout their circles as being the town fools. Worthy only of derisive laughter and scorn and wholly unremarkable in every conceivable way.
28. @PatHadenFS is Viserys Targaryen
Despite glaring leadership flaws, these two characters have a disgustingly smug sense of entitlement. Desperately clinging to some modicum of past glory, they go headlong into the fray with a horrifying confidence. The results cannot be called anything other than predictable.
29. Hardcore Husky members are Khal Drogo
Could there be any other option? Drogo matches with all of the HH traits: champion expectations, sloot banging, heart eating, questionable sanity levels, and ultimately dying of an infection (likely an STD).
30. @jecornel is Podrick Payne
Don't call him little. Has a massive cock ($75k)
Far too general and could mean most of us.
Once proud
knightsfans of a gloriouskingdomprogram, we have resorted to living underground like Viet Cong when thelords of the realmAthletic Department betrayed and abandoned us. We like to get drunk, smoke weed, talk shit like Lane Kiffen, and fight.@iDawg is Beric Dondarrion
He has died and come back more times than we can remember. Been MIA for several seasons.
@RaceBannon is Thoros of Myr
Spiritual leader of the crew. Really just an old drunk that knows a few prayers. Fucked all the whores in King's Landing...allegedly.
@TierbsHsotBoobs is Lem Lemoncloak
Lemoncloak...lemon party. Do I need to say more?
@allpurpleallgold is Tom of Sevenstreams
A book character that has not appeared in the show. But I think this description explains it all: "He has a dubious reputation. Tom once ran afoul of Edmure Tully when he stole a girl that Edmure was supposed to bed to take his virginity. Edmure had drunk too much and was unable to perform. Tom then made a song about a floppy fish, which led to Edmure's hatred of music."
@dnc is Anguy
I guess dnc likes basketball, Anguy shoots arrows, shooting...Honestly I'm just running out of characters to make this post work. Close enough. He talks shit and is funny.
I @ThomasFremont am Gendry.
Young
blacksmithintern falls in with a degenerate crowd. Stupidly loyal to the program, probably because he has nothing better to do and no place better to go. Would totally let the Red Lady put leeches on his dick to fuck her. Everyone in the group would betray him for enoughgoldSven bucks.@HarveyRoad is Lady Stoneheart
Everyone wants
herhimin the showon the bored, but theshow writersmoderators won't do it. #FREEHARVI was gonna do more but I don't care anymore. It's late. Honcho is Harwin the horse guy. Fuck him though.
if this thread doesn't bring boobs back, nothing will
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