If there's a better fucking movie I haven't seen it.
It won my shitty little movie tournament. We have good taste around here.
Just a few life lessons I picked up from Francis Ford Coppola:
keep your friends close; and your enemies closer (have greater clarity over who will fuck you than who will help you)
only don't tell me that you're innocent. Because it insults my intelligence and it makes me very angry (people have to know that there's a price to pay for being dishonest with you)
your father worked with Hyman Roth; your father respected Hyman Roth; but your father never trusted Hyman Roth (that is an important one ... that you can work with and respect someone you don't trust)
I don't want my brother coming out of that bathroom with just his dick in his hands (be prepared)
Your brain is going soft from playing with that girl (we all know that one)
It's not personal Sony; just business (obvious life application)
I'm with you now Pop; I'm with you (you gotta take care of your fucking family)
A man who doesn't spend time with his family can never be a real man (agree with this; many of my jack ass boyhood friends could not get their heads out of high school/frat house; I didn't have that problem and am more of a man than they are, and they all know it)
One lawyer with a briefcase can steal more money than a 100 men with guns ( )
You straightened my brother out? (I can relate to this, sadly).
Fredo, you're my older brother, and I love you. But don't ever take sides with anyone against the Family again. (Yep; you don't do that)
Leave the gun. Take the cannolis (gotta have your priorities straight)
It's an old habit. I spent my life trying not to be careless -- women and children can be careless, but not men. (a little old fashioned, but not entirely)
And my all tim favorite:
You can act like a man! What's the matter with you? (lesson: act like a fucking man!)
Fucking Christ....you've been drinking free beer for six plus years. You've got money for elite liberal arts academis and fancy weddings. Give Stalin the fucking money!!!
Btw, I was ASKED to come here from that other board.
I know. I have my sources. @dflea told me deep in the woods of the Olympic National Park that he brought you over.
Look, Creep, I don't want to squeeze you. We welcomed you this good, clean county with your swarthy skin, oily hair, dressed up in those silk suits with open arms. But if you want to pass yourself off as a decent member of the HH community, you're going to need send in some money for a shitty little badge. Let's say you'll pay @DerekJohnson because it's in your interest to pay @DerekJohnson .
I can't get him to pay his fucking Apple Cup bets, either. He's probably buying expensive cigars with the $$$.
If there's a better fucking movie I haven't seen it.
It won my shitty little movie tournament. We have good taste around here.
Just a few life lessons I picked up from Francis Ford Coppola:
keep your friends close; and your enemies closer (have greater clarity over who will fuck you than who will help you)
only don't tell me that you're innocent. Because it insults my intelligence and it makes me very angry (people have to know that there's a price to pay for being dishonest with you)
your father worked with Hyman Roth; your father respected Hyman Roth; but your father never trusted Hyman Roth (that is an important one ... that you can work with and respect someone you don't trust)
I don't want my brother coming out of that bathroom with just his dick in his hands (be prepared)
Your brain is going soft from playing with that girl (we all know that one)
It's not personal Sony; just business (obvious life application)
I'm with you now Pop; I'm with you (you gotta take care of your fucking family)
A man who doesn't spend time with his family can never be a real man (agree with this; many of my jack ass boyhood friends could not get their heads out of high school/frat house; I didn't have that problem and am more of a man than they are, and they all know it)
One lawyer with a briefcase can steal more money than a 100 men with guns ( )
You straightened my brother out? (I can relate to this, sadly).
Fredo, you're my older brother, and I love you. But don't ever take sides with anyone against the Family again. (Yep; you don't do that)
Leave the gun. Take the cannolis (gotta have your priorities straight)
It's an old habit. I spent my life trying not to be careless -- women and children can be careless, but not men. (a little old fashioned, but not entirely)
And my all tim favorite:
You can act like a man! What's the matter with you? (lesson: act like a fucking man!)
Where else in your day to day life are you going to be hanging out with such high level Godfather expurts? This has REAL value!!
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keep your friends close; and your enemies closer (have greater clarity over who will fuck you than who will help you)
only don't tell me that you're innocent. Because it insults my intelligence and it makes me very angry (people have to know that there's a price to pay for being dishonest with you)
your father worked with Hyman Roth; your father respected Hyman Roth; but your father never trusted Hyman Roth (that is an important one ... that you can work with and respect someone you don't trust)
I don't want my brother coming out of that bathroom with just his dick in his hands (be prepared)
Your brain is going soft from playing with that girl (we all know that one)
It's not personal Sony; just business (obvious life application)
I'm with you now Pop; I'm with you (you gotta take care of your fucking family)
A man who doesn't spend time with his family can never be a real man (agree with this; many of my jack ass boyhood friends could not get their heads out of high school/frat house; I didn't have that problem and am more of a man than they are, and they all know it)
One lawyer with a briefcase can steal more money than a 100 men with guns (
You straightened my brother out? (I can relate to this, sadly).
Fredo, you're my older brother, and I love you. But don't ever take sides with anyone against the Family again. (Yep; you don't do that)
Leave the gun. Take the cannolis (gotta have your priorities straight)
It's an old habit. I spent my life trying not to be careless -- women and children can be careless, but not men. (a little old fashioned, but not entirely)
And my all tim favorite:
You can act like a man! What's the matter with you? (lesson: act like a fucking man!)